Housekeeping The Missing Category
posted by September 22 at 11:38 AM
onThe letter of my year:
Ciao Stranger,
I read your annual back to school issue, and I think you forgot to include one category. I would call it something like:
“How to avoid getting thrown into an Italian jail under the accusation of murder”
You are having the time of your life spending a semester abroad in one of the most beautiful countries in Europe. Parlando italiano, mangiando il cibo magnifico, and fucking loads of men, Italian or not. So how do you avoid those pesky murder charges? When your roomate comes home and becomes enraged when she finds you, your boyfriend, and the local drug dealer engaged in a hash transaction, do not: one, toss her cell phones out the window when she tries to call the police, two, do not threaten her with a knife, and then accidentally kill her. Instead, tell her to fuck off, stomp out of the house, finish the drug deal at the boyfriend’s house, and find a new roomate.
Hope this will be useful to future students going abroad!
Sincerely,
Theo
Word, Theo! Now each one teach one.
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And Theo for the win.
That blouse really brings out the crazy in her eyes.
Is she related to Chuck Knox?
thank you theo for the first logical explanation of what the fuck happened that i've read.
Thats sounds pretty reasonable. Mudede' s lurid description of a sex romp gone wrong struck me as the salacious imaginings of a stone cold pervert, not realistic MO.
She is creepy. I can't figure out what the fuck she did or knows, but she is creepy.
Charles, do you now endorse the interrupted-drug-deal/accidental-knifing theory? And recant the sex-party-gone-wrong theory? Or if you'd like, what are the odds for each, in light of your reporting and subsequent revelations? Weigh in, please--
I find her foxy in a whitebread-chick-sex-murder sort of way.
@8. No doubt, I would totally tag that. She's hot.
Tim, i have no idea what happened in that cottage almost a year ago. noting adds up. noting. the amanda story is the hole that refuses to be anything but a hole in my head.
Me, I'm still turned on by the Italian police woman you always see with her.
yeah, I'm with @8 and 9. It actually kind of freaks me out that I find her hot in this picture -- I'm a bad, bad boy.
What the fuck kind of troll claw grip is that lady using to hold her arm???
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