Chain that bitch out in the Rose Garden.
That'll keep them uppity negras away!
Our Icelandic exchange student asked "what's a pit bull?" during the speech last night and I told her it's a dog that kills babies.
I don't know why, but I could see this hanging over Schmader's bed.
check out http://www.salon.com/wires/ap/2008/09/04/D9304JE80_cvn_palin_education/index.html
VP hopeful Palin attended 5 colleges in 6 years
#4, she's uh... er, willing to make tough decisions and receptive to change?
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The REAL difference between a pit bull and Sarah Palin? They usually spay pit bulls after the first litter.
@7- Then how the hell did Nancy Pelosi drop 5?
@4:
So, she GRADUATED from U of I, but North Idaho College is giving her a "distinguished Alumni" award?
I thought you actually had to graduate from a college to be considered an alumnus.
Except apparently, in cases where said college hopes to rake in $$ by playing up an almost non-existent association.
Fucking suck-ups...
Does this change Savage's position on pitbulls? Is he flip-flopping?
Jubilation T. Cornball.
Jubilation. T. Corn. Ball.
That's all I'm saying.
I hope you're not insinuating that Charles is a bad photoshopper. In all fairness, he at least cut the lips out in a moderately lip-shaped pattern. For this to really qualify for a scholarship at the prestigious John Bailo School, he would have had to cut out a perfect square around a woman's mouth, and then layer that over the mug of a dog.
From the article in #4:
"I was always asking everyone the questions, and I still am today," Palin told the magazine.
Ask away!
As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?
If you're Dick Cheney, you run the government. Everybody else plays golf and waits for the sound of gunfire.
Sarah Palin’s accomplishments:
Lobbied for and received $26 million in pork barrel earmarks for the city of Wasilla.
Was for the bridge to the Ketchikan Airport before she was against it (if you had ever been to Ketchikan, you would know the bridge is hardly to nowhere.
After being against the bridge, she kept all of the pork barrel earmarked money, saving taxpayers exactly $0, but costing them hundreds of millions in pork barrel spending (GOP = Grand Ole Porkers).
Has never provided any direct operational orders to the Alaskan National Guard.
Is for teaching creationism in science classes.
Is against comprehensive sex education in schools, stating that it should be the parent’s responsibility (that worked out well).
Sought to remove books from the Wasilla library and tried to fire the librarian who refused to do so until the people of Wasilla pressured Palin to withdraw her letter of termination.
Wasilla had a balanced budget when Sarah Palin took office, when she left office Wasilla was $22 million is debt (typical borrow and spend Republic fiscal policy.
Laugh all you want.
But Sarah Palin and John McCain will destroy the radical Marxist Muslim homosexual Barack Hussein Obama.
He'll be lucky to win five states.
Americans are too smart to vote for a Marxist.
But stupid enough to vote for a doddering geriatric and his shotgun-totin' trophy V.P., apparently, eh?
#16, still using words you don't understand? I keep telling you, they have basic poly-sci classes on cassette if you ever feel like getting a clue.
@18, You deny that Barack Hussein Obama is a Marxist?
He wants to redistribute wealth from the successful to the unsuccessful, the fundamental tenet of Marxism.
He is also a moral reprobate (a homosexual who will help the homosexuals recruit).
@18,
Please just ignore that idiot. I mean, fer chrissakes, the Republicans supported progressive taxation for a long time as well, back when they were somewhat sensible. To these idiots, sensible governance == Marxism.
Why has no homosexual ever tried to recruit me? I am a good moral reprobate, I consistently tow the moral reprobate line and I would make a totally hot lesbian, but I've never gotten so much as a pamphlet, much less a, "Have you heard the good news about Ellen?" home visit.
Oh my god! When she said she was like a pitbull with lipstick, I thought she meant the OTHER kind of doggy lipstick.
Now it all makes much more sense.
@21: I can put you in contact with some people, but first you have to send me an audition tape.
Yeah- #21, there must be something going on here- I got a call trying to recruit me in college, but after I didn't respond to that I guess they gave up or something.
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