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1

Chain that bitch out in the Rose Garden.

That'll keep them uppity negras away!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | September 4, 2008 2:25 PM
2

Our Icelandic exchange student asked "what's a pit bull?" during the speech last night and I told her it's a dog that kills babies.

Posted by duncan | September 4, 2008 2:27 PM
3

I don't know why, but I could see this hanging over Schmader's bed.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 4, 2008 2:28 PM
4

check out http://www.salon.com/wires/ap/2008/09/04/D9304JE80_cvn_palin_education/index.html

VP hopeful Palin attended 5 colleges in 6 years

Posted by glen keenan | September 4, 2008 2:29 PM
5

#4, she's uh... er, willing to make tough decisions and receptive to change?

Posted by w7ngman | September 4, 2008 2:50 PM
6

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Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | September 4, 2008 3:04 PM
7

The REAL difference between a pit bull and Sarah Palin? They usually spay pit bulls after the first litter.

Posted by M | September 4, 2008 3:10 PM
8

@7- Then how the hell did Nancy Pelosi drop 5?

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | September 4, 2008 3:15 PM
9

@4:

So, she GRADUATED from U of I, but North Idaho College is giving her a "distinguished Alumni" award?

I thought you actually had to graduate from a college to be considered an alumnus.

Except apparently, in cases where said college hopes to rake in $$ by playing up an almost non-existent association.

Fucking suck-ups...

Posted by COMTE | September 4, 2008 3:24 PM
10

Does this change Savage's position on pitbulls? Is he flip-flopping?

Posted by confused | September 4, 2008 3:38 PM
11

Jubilation T. Cornball.

Jubilation. T. Corn. Ball.

That's all I'm saying.

Posted by elenchos | September 4, 2008 3:41 PM
12

I hope you're not insinuating that Charles is a bad photoshopper. In all fairness, he at least cut the lips out in a moderately lip-shaped pattern. For this to really qualify for a scholarship at the prestigious John Bailo School, he would have had to cut out a perfect square around a woman's mouth, and then layer that over the mug of a dog.

Posted by Sara | September 4, 2008 3:55 PM
13

From the article in #4:

"I was always asking everyone the questions, and I still am today," Palin told the magazine.

Ask away!

As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?
Posted by w7ngman | September 4, 2008 3:59 PM
14

If you're Dick Cheney, you run the government. Everybody else plays golf and waits for the sound of gunfire.

Posted by Fnarf | September 4, 2008 4:29 PM
15

Sarah Palin’s accomplishments:
Lobbied for and received $26 million in pork barrel earmarks for the city of Wasilla.
Was for the bridge to the Ketchikan Airport before she was against it (if you had ever been to Ketchikan, you would know the bridge is hardly to nowhere.
After being against the bridge, she kept all of the pork barrel earmarked money, saving taxpayers exactly $0, but costing them hundreds of millions in pork barrel spending (GOP = Grand Ole Porkers).
Has never provided any direct operational orders to the Alaskan National Guard.
Is for teaching creationism in science classes.
Is against comprehensive sex education in schools, stating that it should be the parent’s responsibility (that worked out well).
Sought to remove books from the Wasilla library and tried to fire the librarian who refused to do so until the people of Wasilla pressured Palin to withdraw her letter of termination.
Wasilla had a balanced budget when Sarah Palin took office, when she left office Wasilla was $22 million is debt (typical borrow and spend Republic fiscal policy.

Posted by Truth | September 4, 2008 4:38 PM
16

Laugh all you want.

But Sarah Palin and John McCain will destroy the radical Marxist Muslim homosexual Barack Hussein Obama.

He'll be lucky to win five states.

Americans are too smart to vote for a Marxist.

Posted by Lord Basil | September 4, 2008 4:44 PM
17

But stupid enough to vote for a doddering geriatric and his shotgun-totin' trophy V.P., apparently, eh?

Posted by COMTE | September 4, 2008 4:49 PM
18

#16, still using words you don't understand? I keep telling you, they have basic poly-sci classes on cassette if you ever feel like getting a clue.

Posted by w7ngman | September 4, 2008 5:06 PM
19

@18, You deny that Barack Hussein Obama is a Marxist?

He wants to redistribute wealth from the successful to the unsuccessful, the fundamental tenet of Marxism.

He is also a moral reprobate (a homosexual who will help the homosexuals recruit).

Posted by Lord Basil | September 4, 2008 5:17 PM
20

@18,

Please just ignore that idiot. I mean, fer chrissakes, the Republicans supported progressive taxation for a long time as well, back when they were somewhat sensible. To these idiots, sensible governance == Marxism.

Posted by keshmeshi | September 4, 2008 5:29 PM
21

Why has no homosexual ever tried to recruit me? I am a good moral reprobate, I consistently tow the moral reprobate line and I would make a totally hot lesbian, but I've never gotten so much as a pamphlet, much less a, "Have you heard the good news about Ellen?" home visit.

Posted by Sickgirl | September 4, 2008 5:32 PM
22

Oh my god! When she said she was like a pitbull with lipstick, I thought she meant the OTHER kind of doggy lipstick.

Now it all makes much more sense.

Posted by Helen | September 4, 2008 5:35 PM
23

@21: I can put you in contact with some people, but first you have to send me an audition tape.

Posted by Greg | September 4, 2008 5:39 PM
24

Yeah- #21, there must be something going on here- I got a call trying to recruit me in college, but after I didn't respond to that I guess they gave up or something.

Posted by Sara | September 5, 2008 2:57 AM

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