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Do You Have a Head? Do You Have $200? Do You Hate It When Forest Creatures Are Alive?
Welcome to Fur Hat World!
SALE! SALE! SALE!
How about Coonskin Hat With Face for $189.95 $129.95:
Lookin’ good there, mannequin. Nothing like a hat with its own face. And here’s the ever-popular Coyote Fur Mountain Man Hat for $429.95 $289.95:
Hmmm. It’s not a hat, per se, is it? Really more of a dessicated pelt draped o’er the head. I mean, I just don’t know if Coyote Fur Mountain Man Hat is a sensible purchase for anyone who isn’t the skinned and reanimated innards of a coyote. Realistically, where are you going to wear it? The PTA meeting? The gym?
Hey, wait! Where are you going? I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Okay, it’s a hat, and it looks totally good on you. Yeesh, you’re touchy. Please don’t be mad.
That’s better. Let’s make out.
Thanks to Melissa and Meags for the link.
Comments (34)
I only hate it when forest creatures think theyre big city creatures.
Posted by Bellevue Ave | September 30, 2008 1:04 PMthe next step:
http://www.hemmy.net/2008/06/11/nagi-noda-bizarre-animal-hair-hats/
Posted by thickturd | September 30, 2008 1:04 PMNo sound better convinces me of American superiority than the cough of a fox with a crushed face.
Posted by Ziggity | September 30, 2008 1:07 PMYou funny, Miz West.
Posted by Fnarf | September 30, 2008 1:09 PMScrew PTA... Wear it to a PETA meeting.
Posted by P to the J | September 30, 2008 1:12 PMwould if be slog-kosher if they were made out of pit bulls?
Posted by Andy | September 30, 2008 1:19 PMYou should see the fur jockstraps in Park City.
Posted by Carollani | September 30, 2008 1:26 PMThat mannequin is going to sue your gay asses for featuring him, without his permission, on this disgusting homocentric blog...
Posted by michael strangeways | September 30, 2008 1:30 PMThis can't be real. Who would wear an entire animal on their head?
Posted by Scott in Chi-town | September 30, 2008 1:33 PMdo they make lions? i've always wanted to feel more herculean walking around up and down olive.
Posted by mythograsaurus | September 30, 2008 1:43 PMPeople wear these to Ted Nugent concerts. Saw Ted in ID this past July and one attendeee had a full mountain lion head and the legs/skin draped over his entire body
Posted by irl | September 30, 2008 1:43 PMBiden should wear one when he debates palin to get into her mind
Posted by randy beaver | September 30, 2008 1:45 PMThese will keep a down-on-his-luck stock broker warmer'n a Hoover blanket!
Posted by Meags | September 30, 2008 1:46 PM@11: ugh!
Posted by Scott in Chi-town | September 30, 2008 1:46 PM@11: Ugh!
Posted by Scott in Chi-town | September 30, 2008 1:47 PMLindy, that was hilarious.
But holy fuck, are these disgusting.
Posted by jackie | September 30, 2008 1:49 PMThese will keep a down-on-his-luck stock broker warmer'n a Hoover blanket!
Posted by Meags | September 30, 2008 1:54 PM@17: Aw, shucks, Meags! Looks like ya done forgot how to use the internets again!
Posted by Meags | September 30, 2008 2:01 PMYou just improved my day Lindy.
Posted by Andrew | September 30, 2008 2:02 PMThose are some mi-tee-fine pieces of headgear. Gotta get me some for my next Fur-Rondy in Anchorage! http://www.furrondy.net/
Posted by AK Rob | September 30, 2008 2:02 PMI love those mannequins! I came across this site when I was looking for a fur scarf a few weeks ago. I think they are Russian. Another store I looked at based out of Winnepeg and proudly run by Russo-Canadians had similar mannequins.
Posted by inkweary | September 30, 2008 2:02 PMWhy is this on Slog?
Posted by StC | September 30, 2008 2:05 PMDo not wish to interfere with Seattle reverie, which quite often lacks imagination.
PERFECT gear for the Moscow winter - and the Moscow gay bars, whew.
Or any place anywhere called Animals.
Screw PETA, these pelts are from dead creatures who died of old age.
Posted by Zak | September 30, 2008 2:14 PM@22: because it's magnificent.
Posted by Fnarf | September 30, 2008 2:37 PMThere is at least one guy here in Juneau who sports that coyote pelt one year round.
Posted by hillpagan | September 30, 2008 2:48 PMI heart Lindy.
Posted by whatevernevermind | September 30, 2008 2:55 PMThis is absolutely fantastic. And @2 Those are CRAZY! I am mesmerized by all the animals on heads.
Posted by Mary T | September 30, 2008 3:05 PMOh for gawd's sake! I just wanna give a massage (followed by a thorough fucking) to the guy who modeled for the mannequin.
Posted by Eddy968 | September 30, 2008 3:08 PMI have a picture of a furry man-thong. Saw it in Jackson Hole, WY. ugh.
Posted by Tamara | September 30, 2008 3:26 PMYeah, these awesome people seem much cooler to hang out with than those awful PETA kooks. And you say I can meet some at a Ted Nugent show? Why, I can't wait.
Posted by elenchos | September 30, 2008 3:36 PMWhen did Max Headroom go hunting?
Posted by Andy Niable | September 30, 2008 3:44 PMYeah but what if you were a Native American and wearing animal skins was a part of your heritage? Of course, you wouldn't know shit about Native heritage since you white fucks took it away from us.
Posted by AKN | September 30, 2008 3:49 PMWow. These hats could serve as warning labels: CAUTION. DO NOT APPROACH. ARMED.
Posted by Missy Miss | September 30, 2008 4:30 PMI'll bet you'd love it if instead of hats they were used to make purses for starving rich first wives ...
Posted by Will in Seattle | September 30, 2008 7:43 PMComments Closed
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