Slog - Comments on Do You Have a Head? Do You Have $200? Do You Hate It When Forest Creatures Are Alive? http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice Welcome to Fur Hat World! SALE! SALE! SALE! How about Coonskin Hat With Face for $189.95 $129.95: Lookin' good there, mannequin. Nothing like a hat with its own face. And here's the ever-popular Coyote Fur Mountain Man Hat for $429.95 $289.95: Hmmm. It's not a hat, per se, is it? Really more of a dessicated pelt draped o'er the head. I mean, I just don't know if Coyote Fur Mountain Man Hat is a sensible purchase for anyone who isn't the skinned and reanimated innards of a coyote. Realistically, where are you going to wear it? The PTA meeting? The... Copyright 2008 Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:59:09 -0800 Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:43:12 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Bellevue Ave I only hate it when forest creatures think theyre big city creatures.

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1153949 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1153949 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:04:33 -0800 Comment by thickturd the next step:

http://www.hemmy.net/2008/06/11/nagi-noda-bizarre-animal-hair-hats/

]]> thickturd http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1153950 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1153950 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:04:54 -0800 Comment by Ziggity No sound better convinces me of American superiority than the cough of a fox with a crushed face.

]]> Ziggity http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1153954 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1153954 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:07:26 -0800 Comment by Fnarf You funny, Miz West.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1153960 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1153960 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:09:38 -0800 Comment by P to the J Screw PTA... Wear it to a PETA meeting.

]]> P to the J http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1153967 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1153967 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:12:25 -0800 Comment by Andy would if be slog-kosher if they were made out of pit bulls?

]]> Andy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1153983 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1153983 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:19:34 -0800 Comment by Carollani You should see the fur jockstraps in Park City.

]]> Carollani http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154003 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154003 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:26:50 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways That mannequin is going to sue your gay asses for featuring him, without his permission, on this disgusting homocentric blog...

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154011 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154011 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:30:04 -0800 Comment by Scott in Chi-town This can't be real. Who would wear an entire animal on their head?

]]> Scott in Chi-town http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154016 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154016 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:33:45 -0800 Comment by mythograsaurus do they make lions? i've always wanted to feel more herculean walking around up and down olive.

]]> mythograsaurus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154045 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154045 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:43:38 -0800 Comment by irl People wear these to Ted Nugent concerts. Saw Ted in ID this past July and one attendeee had a full mountain lion head and the legs/skin draped over his entire body

]]> irl http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154047 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154047 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:43:43 -0800 Comment by randy beaver Biden should wear one when he debates palin to get into her mind

]]> randy beaver http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154056 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154056 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:45:00 -0800 Comment by Meags These will keep a down-on-his-luck stock broker warmer'n a Hoover blanket!

]]> Meags http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154058 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154058 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:46:01 -0800 Comment by Scott in Chi-town @11: ugh!

]]> Scott in Chi-town http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154059 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154059 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:46:38 -0800 Comment by Scott in Chi-town @11: Ugh!

]]> Scott in Chi-town http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154062 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154062 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:47:52 -0800 Comment by jackie Lindy, that was hilarious.

But holy fuck, are these disgusting.

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]]> Meags http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154082 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154082 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:54:51 -0800 Comment by Meags @17: Aw, shucks, Meags! Looks like ya done forgot how to use the internets again!

]]> Meags http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154099 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154099 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:01:03 -0800 Comment by Andrew You just improved my day Lindy.

]]> Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154102 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154102 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:02:04 -0800 Comment by AK Rob Those are some mi-tee-fine pieces of headgear. Gotta get me some for my next Fur-Rondy in Anchorage! http://www.furrondy.net/

]]> AK Rob http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154104 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154104 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:02:41 -0800 Comment by inkweary I love those mannequins! I came across this site when I was looking for a fur scarf a few weeks ago. I think they are Russian. Another store I looked at based out of Winnepeg and proudly run by Russo-Canadians had similar mannequins.

]]> inkweary http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154105 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154105 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:02:43 -0800 Comment by StC Why is this on Slog?

]]> StC http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154110 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154110 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:05:38 -0800 Comment by Zak Do not wish to interfere with Seattle reverie, which quite often lacks imagination.

PERFECT gear for the Moscow winter - and the Moscow gay bars, whew.

Or any place anywhere called Animals.

Screw PETA, these pelts are from dead creatures who died of old age.

]]> Zak http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154128 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154128 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:14:00 -0800 Comment by Fnarf @22: because it's magnificent.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154159 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154159 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:37:35 -0800 Comment by hillpagan There is at least one guy here in Juneau who sports that coyote pelt one year round.

]]> hillpagan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154175 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154175 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:48:01 -0800 Comment by whatevernevermind I heart Lindy.

]]> whatevernevermind http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154182 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154182 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:55:43 -0800 Comment by Mary T This is absolutely fantastic. And @2 Those are CRAZY! I am mesmerized by all the animals on heads.

]]> Mary T http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154197 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154197 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:05:09 -0800 Comment by Eddy968 Oh for gawd's sake! I just wanna give a massage (followed by a thorough fucking) to the guy who modeled for the mannequin.

]]> Eddy968 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154204 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154204 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:08:00 -0800 Comment by Tamara I have a picture of a furry man-thong. Saw it in Jackson Hole, WY. ugh.

]]> Tamara http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154233 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154233 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:26:01 -0800 Comment by elenchos Yeah, these awesome people seem much cooler to hang out with than those awful PETA kooks. And you say I can meet some at a Ted Nugent show? Why, I can't wait.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154246 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154246 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:36:45 -0800 Comment by Andy Niable When did Max Headroom go hunting?

]]> Andy Niable http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154254 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154254 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:44:27 -0800 Comment by AKN Yeah but what if you were a Native American and wearing animal skins was a part of your heritage? Of course, you wouldn't know shit about Native heritage since you white fucks took it away from us.

]]> AKN http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154258 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154258 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:49:07 -0800 Comment by Missy Miss Wow. These hats could serve as warning labels: CAUTION. DO NOT APPROACH. ARMED.

]]> Missy Miss http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154322 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/she_might_not_be_qualified_for_the_vice#c1154322 Fashion Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:30:13 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle I'll bet you'd love it if instead of hats they were used to make purses for starving rich first wives ...

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