Fashion Do You Have a Head? Do You Have $200? Do You Hate It When Forest Creatures Are Alive?
posted by September 30 at 12:59 PMon
Welcome to Fur Hat World!
SALE! SALE! SALE!
How about Coonskin Hat With Face for
Lookin’ good there, mannequin. Nothing like a hat with its own face. And here’s the ever-popular Coyote Fur Mountain Man Hat for
Hmmm. It’s not a hat, per se, is it? Really more of a dessicated pelt draped o’er the head. I mean, I just don’t know if Coyote Fur Mountain Man Hat is a sensible purchase for anyone who isn’t the skinned and reanimated innards of a coyote. Realistically, where are you going to wear it? The PTA meeting? The gym?
Hey, wait! Where are you going? I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Okay, it’s a hat, and it looks totally good on you. Yeesh, you’re touchy. Please don’t be mad.
That’s better. Let’s make out.
Thanks to Melissa and Meags for the link.