How about scare grooms of two Jesus'. Two Jesus getting married. That would scare them right out of their teeny minds.
What the heck's a D.E.T.D.D.? Sounds like something you get from not using condoms.
Please call it "That Cake Must Have Provoked Those Plastic Grooms Somehow."
Two grooms on a cake is gross, but two brides on a cake would be totally hot!
an 18-year-old isn't eligible to hold office in the U.S. Senate.
How about "two grooms one cake"?
He's obviously not 18. Maybe Dan meant he was a porn star when he was 18.
Off topic, but ...The Seattle Times Endorsement for President:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/editorialsopinion/2008190671_obamaed21.html
Uh, so are those grooms on your book "scare grooms," Dan? Or does your book "come out strongly against gay marriage"?
Or could it possibly be that the two grooms are just a reasonably neutral icon for the issue, like newscasts used to have in the upper-right quadrant when we were kids?
Dan forgot to put up a link to Andrew Rice's campaign website, so I'll do that now:
I'd like to think some of those Scare grooms are really Scare Butches. I don't know too many lesbian couples who would find themselves reflected in Scare Brides.
Perhaps Senator Inhofe has never read the Gospel according to Luke, chapter 16.
The Rich Man and Lazarus
Jesus said:
19 "There was a rich man who was dressed in purple and fine linen and lived in luxury every day. 20 At his gate was laid a beggar named Lazarus, covered with sores 21 and longing to eat what fell from the rich man's table. Even the dogs came and licked his sores.
22 "The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham's side. The rich man also died and was buried. 23 In hell, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. 24 So he called to him, 'Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.'
25 "But Abraham replied, 'Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony. 26 And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been fixed, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.'
27 "He answered, 'Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my father's house, 28 for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.'
29 "Abraham replied, 'They have Moses and the Prophets; let them listen to them.'
30 "'No, father Abraham,' he said, 'but if someone from the dead goes to them, they will repent.'
31 "He said to him, 'If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.'"
Please "Down syndrome" correctly. Thanks.
Who has "down syndrome" (spelled correctly is it?) babies anyways? Isn't that why you have tests when you are pregnant? Especially over 40. It's called "CHOICE".Gay couples adopting babies. What would Wikipedia call them, greybies? Another thought all together. Guess someone has to love them and collect a check. They are some happy people though! (the 'down syndrome' people)
Must post again. I meant gay couples adopting retarded babies. How much fun would that be, especially in Oklahoma! I wish I had the $ to move to OK just to vote for this guy! Thanks Dan!
Gay Marriage Ducks
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