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Rick Santorum Hoses Sarah Palin

Rick is positively obsessed with hoses, huh?

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“She will learn and she will, she will learn at uh, you know, with uh, with a, with a firehose attached to her mouth. I mean with she’s, uh, it’s gonna be pretty tough.”

Well, that depends, uh, on how fast the woman can swallow, Rick.

Comments (19)

1


Can you imagine if Obama had picked someone like Palin? Mother, powerful, smart, etc.

She'd be regarded as the best thing since Obama himself. You know it.

That's what scares me.

Posted by GK | September 3, 2008 11:09 AM
2

Bwahaha!

Posted by Ziggity | September 3, 2008 11:16 AM
3

@1 - I get the first two descriptions. Kinda stumped by #3, though.

Posted by Wowza | September 3, 2008 11:19 AM
4

You will NOT cum in my mouth young man! You will cum in my pussy if you ever expect to have kid number five.

Quit your whining maggot! Get down there and do your heavenly duty. You will fuck me and you will enjoy it!

Posted by Jim | September 3, 2008 11:20 AM
5

WTF on dog's green earth is Rick babling about? She's going to learn with hose in her nouth? WTF does that mean?

Also, I'm equally perplexed by 1. Please, explain your dumb-ass self.

Posted by Mike in MO | September 3, 2008 11:23 AM
6

I'm with you @5, what the fuck does it mean to learn with a firehose attached to your mouth? Is that how gay men practice giving blow jobs? Us girls always used bananas...

Posted by PopTart | September 3, 2008 11:30 AM
7

With such eloquent statesmen by her side, Sarah "Hooker Heels" Palin has nothing to fear!

Posted by whatevernevermind | September 3, 2008 11:32 AM
8

I'm John McCain, and I approve of Sarah Palin's hot fundy booty.

Matter of fact, in my mind, I'm groping it right now.

And no, I don't feel like letting it go.

Posted by The Incredible Sulk | September 3, 2008 11:33 AM
9

Somebody should tell Ricky that the Pope doesn't sanction hoses in the mouth.

Posted by J.R. Labrador | September 3, 2008 11:36 AM
10

Man, we are on the express train to crazytown.

Posted by Greg | September 3, 2008 11:46 AM
11

Jesus, that photo. Spit or swallow, Rick.

Posted by Irena | September 3, 2008 11:51 AM
12

They're going to waterboard her?

Posted by gember | September 3, 2008 12:00 PM
13

It means she's never experienced this level of fame. Being thrust into the public spotlight so quickly, she has a lot of information to absorb in a tiny amount of time, hence:

She will [have to] learn [quickly] and [it will be like having] a firehose attached to her mouth.

Posted by LM | September 3, 2008 12:10 PM
14

I am SO GLAD that I'm not the only one who kind of choked when I heard that on NPR last night. Not that I'm 12 or anything...

Posted by Suze | September 3, 2008 12:12 PM
15

This clip should explain it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbbNCWZ2lvA

Posted by Jason Josephes | September 3, 2008 12:28 PM
16

To clarify:

It scares me because she/McCain will win.

Posted by GK | September 3, 2008 1:18 PM
17

Is Rick Santorum still relevant to the Republicans?

Posted by Jen | September 3, 2008 1:34 PM
18

"It's like drinking from a fire hose" is how members of Congress describe what it's like to be a first-year Congressperson. I read that in Barack Obama's book. I think that's what Santorum was trying to say, though he said it very badly.

Posted by east coaster | September 3, 2008 2:29 PM
19

What does that even MEAN? How do these people get elected to office when they can't even put together a coherent sentence?

Posted by Alexis | September 3, 2008 5:39 PM

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