Slog - Comments on re: The Wedding Party http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party This—the Bristol and Levi wedding registry—has to be a joke. But then, this whole Palinightmare has to be a joke. Right? RIGHT?!? (Regardless, I celebrate the "operation camo full bedskirt.")... Copyright 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:00:57 -0800 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:35:20 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Salmon Jerky Reveal yourself, oh clever humorist. This was pure gold...GOLD!!!

]]> Salmon Jerky http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152380 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152380 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:23:19 -0800 Comment by John Bailo
Kids.
Marriage.
Babies.
Weddings.

All the things that make Seattle's infantile adults go "eeewww". They break the illusion, that even though you listen to The End, you're still 37.

]]> John Bailo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152381 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152381 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:30:13 -0800 Comment by dc the precious moments figurines are ideal

]]> dc http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152383 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152383 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 01:15:17 -0800 Comment by Anna #1 -- 0r 47 -- approaching rapidly.

And it seems their politics will suffer during the coming on fast mid life crises as they begrudge a sweet Young Couple, Young People fucking drama.

Just plain old bio powered sperm and egg stuff - the age old bane of all high schoolers who are sexually active.

Almost all of our cheering squad was preg at grad. What is new?

Mom Palin might be winning silver but Mom Nature is always the full blown gold winner.

]]> Anna http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152385 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152385 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 04:12:26 -0800 Comment by snarky How 'bout a headboard gun rack?

]]> snarky http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152387 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152387 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 05:03:28 -0800 Comment by violet_dagrinder Ok, that's pretty funny.

What's frightening to me is that I think my brother-in-law (who had two kids by two different women before my sister married him, BTW) would look at the stuff on the registry and fail to see why it's funny. I think he actually owns some of the flag crap.

Point being, this is a joke, but most of the country wouldn't get it. And that's bad, mmkay?

]]> violet_dagrinder http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152388 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152388 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 06:31:01 -0800 Comment by La Mareada JCPenny's? no way
They would be registered at Cabela's http://www.cabelas.com/

(look at the home and cabin section)

]]> La Mareada http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152389 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152389 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 06:54:25 -0800 Comment by Seajay "This whole Palinightmare is a nightmare," because she's doing a Clinton, that is, sucking all the oxygen out of the room ... oxygen that many liberals thought (and still think) is Hillary's by right. How DARE this--this--"Santorum-in-lipstick" come out of Alaska and take away what Hillary worked so hard for? Sorry folks .. it looks like Bubba Clinton's met his match when it comes to 'hustling up the cracker vote.' And they's a-plenty a' crackers out there ... *selects fresh straw to chew on; inserts thumbs in overalls*

It would be too much to hope for that they hold the reception in a mobile home park. Maybe a hockey rink would be good.

]]> Seajay http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152393 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152393 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 07:33:54 -0800 Comment by elenchos ECB linked to the blog which links to the wedding registry at the very end of this post four weeks ago.

Go apologize to her.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152395 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152395 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 07:43:04 -0800 Comment by Matthew @2: No one actually listens the The End anymore.

]]> Matthew http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152396 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152396 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 07:59:33 -0800 Comment by Ziggity Kids.
Babies.
Marriage.
Weddings.

Four things John Bailo will never accomplish.

]]> Ziggity http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152398 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152398 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:04:07 -0800 Comment by Joe M Hoax or not, every young couple should invest in a proper meat grinder.

]]> Joe M http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152400 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152400 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:17:30 -0800 Comment by spock Is slog going to be all about this wedding now?
Let's give the happy couple some privacy, it's not their fault.
Starting now I will be giving a weird glazed look to anyone who tries to pass me this meme.

]]> spock http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152401 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152401 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:20:11 -0800 Comment by Vince Send any and all forms of birth control.

]]> Vince http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152404 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152404 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:28:05 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave unlike the brits, our national identity isn't defined by public interest surrounding political marriages between people of inferior intelligence.

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152411 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152411 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:54:52 -0800 Comment by Stella ever occur to you that the guy is in the military? the camo diaper bag is probably for him. perhaps they have most of the things they need for their household and these are just things they would like also. it might seem "funny" to civilians - but to a veteran and active duty personnel, not so much.

]]> Stella http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152425 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152425 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:28:58 -0800 Comment by Stella oh crap. i just got the joke. duh. sorry. carry on.

]]> Stella http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152426 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152426 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:29:56 -0800 Comment by raisedbywolves When I get knocked up and married, that 2-in-1 air hockey and foosball table is totally going to be on my registry.

]]> raisedbywolves http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152595 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/re_the_wedding_party#c1152595 2008 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:35:20 -0800