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Re: Required Viewing 2

EXTRA-REQUIRED:

Once I tried to run/ I tried to run and hide/ But Jesus came and found me and He touched me down inside/ He is like a Mountie/ He always gets his man/ And He’ll zap you any way he can!

Eternal thanks to Matt Hickey.

I’d also like to point out that the name of this band is “Sonseed,” which is clearly nothing more than a euphemism for “Jesus Jizz.” Really, Christians? And I’m the morally bankrupt pervert? Eew.

Comments (24)

1

Now if this video was instead done with puppets it'd be kinda cute.

Posted by monkey | September 23, 2008 2:17 PM
2

Seems like the guitarist has a bit of Beelzebub in his feet.

Posted by TVDinner | September 23, 2008 2:22 PM
3

I absolutely have to have this song

Posted by Chris in Tampa | September 23, 2008 2:24 PM
4

Sonseed!!! I love it!!!

Posted by Andrew | September 23, 2008 2:26 PM
5

"Required Viewing" is a little worn out today

but at least you guys are posting descriptions lately

Posted by Non | September 23, 2008 2:29 PM
6

LOL -- that reminds me of John Waters' character on the Simpsons: Zzzap!

Posted by Al | September 23, 2008 2:29 PM
7

Fitting, since the RCMP (The Mounties) have a propensity for Taser use leading to death. Jesus and The Horsemen WILL zap you any way they can.

Posted by DLF | September 23, 2008 2:30 PM
8

OMG. That's even funnier than the earlier one. Spectacularly bad in so many awesome ways.

I love the grand piano that takes up half the stage... but never gets played.

Posted by Reverse Polarity | September 23, 2008 2:38 PM
9

That's actually a pretty good ska song.

Pick It UP! Pick It UP! Pick It Up! Pick It Uuuuuuuuuup!

Posted by JC | September 23, 2008 2:39 PM
10

Helpful that Jeezuz taught him to turn the other cheek when people laugh at him. Really, really helpful...

Posted by IheartSonseed | September 23, 2008 2:51 PM
11

Yay! Jesus! Yay!

Posted by Vince | September 23, 2008 2:57 PM
12

Bizarro Tom Cruise!

Posted by Dubcek | September 23, 2008 3:03 PM
13

Oh sweet holy moses.

Posted by kid icarus | September 23, 2008 3:08 PM
14

You're all welcome.

Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey | September 23, 2008 3:22 PM
15

isn't there something weirdly oompa-loompa-ish about the lead singer guy's articulation and singing face and rhymes?

this gives me icky goosebumps.

Posted by leah | September 23, 2008 3:46 PM
16

Those ladies are showing an awful lot of arm! Rock is obviously still too sexy for our own good, but then again, you could dnace a mean polka to this.

Posted by inkweary | September 23, 2008 4:10 PM
17

This is so three weeks ago, but it's good that this tripe has legs.

Jesus touched me down inside-
now I have herpes.

Posted by Dr. Larry Mitchel | September 23, 2008 4:36 PM
18

This is so three weeks ago, but it's good that this tripe has legs.

Jesus touched me down inside-
now I have herpes.

Posted by Dr. Larry Mitchell | September 23, 2008 4:36 PM
19

Now we know what Jeff "Skunk" Baxter did after the Doobie Bros. broke up: he whored himself out to a Christian music cult.

Posted by Sir Vic | September 23, 2008 4:51 PM
20

I didn't realize Devo got born again. Nice.

Posted by bunglerm00se | September 23, 2008 5:15 PM
21

skank motherfuckers!

Posted by Rude | September 23, 2008 5:48 PM
22

Jesus jizzed for somebody's grins--but not mine!

Posted by Cookie W. Monster | September 23, 2008 5:56 PM
23

Now that guy, that guy is not getting a lot of Christian tang. Somehow I don't think he minds.

Posted by Jim | September 23, 2008 11:12 PM
24

Reel Big Fish ain't got shit on Sonseed!

Posted by Jesus was a rudeboy | September 24, 2008 12:08 PM

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