Slog - Comments on Pretty Pretty Progress http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress Easy, breezy, lesbian...Cover Girl: Ellen DeGeneres has signed on as the latest face of CoverGirl Cosmetics and will star in a new print and commercial ad campaign that's rolling out in January. "That's the first thing they teach you when you're a cover girl," DeGeneres said, striking a modelesque pose for her studio audience on Tuesday's edition of Ellen, where she also showed off a picture of her, mid-touchup, during a recent photo shoot. "They're putting some lip liner on me—man they love lip liner," she said. That's it: Everyone I know is getting Cover Girl cosmetics for Christmas,... Copyright 2008 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:17:25 -0800 Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:04:37 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Lord Basil Ellen Degenerate is a disgrace as is the magazine for promoting that lifestyle by having her on the cover.

Expect more homosexual promotion if Barack Hussein Obama and the Marxist Democrat Party gain power.

]]> Lord Basil http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143504 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143504 Homo Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:01:43 -0800 Comment by Lord Basil Ellen Degenerate is a disgrace as is the magazine for promoting that lifestyle by having her on the cover.

Expect more homosexual promotion if Barack Hussein Obama and the Marxist Democrat Party gain power.

]]> Lord Basil http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143512 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143512 Homo Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:05:39 -0800 Comment by rtw I love Ellen. She's a hottie. And 50! Good on ya, Cover Girl.

]]> rtw http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143546 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143546 Homo Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:24:06 -0800 Comment by Silverstar98121 OK, I know there's a lipstick lesbian joke in there somewhere, but I don't think I dare use it.

]]> Silverstar98121 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143550 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143550 Homo Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:27:52 -0800 Comment by um hasn't queen latifa been the cover girl model forever? they should have an all lesbian campaign.

]]> um http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143563 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143563 Homo Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:34:38 -0800 Comment by whatevernevermind Ellen is a total superheroine. The amount of good she's done by herself is impossible to calculate. It's weird that something involving make-up could make such a difference, but it makes all the difference in the world.

]]> whatevernevermind http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143618 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143618 Homo Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:08:15 -0800 Comment by nightlifejitters Although celebrity endorsements usually have the oposite of the intended effect on me, it's nice to see this social progress. And I'm glad I'm not on your Christmas list.

]]> nightlifejitters http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143752 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143752 Homo Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:49:33 -0800 Comment by Frank Sinclair I went to a taping of the Ellen Degeneres Show, and a lesbian bar broke out.

I went to a lesbian bar, and a WNBA game broke out.

I went to a WNBA game, and an Indigo Girls concert broke out.

I went to an Indigo Girls concert, and when I got home, there was a U-Haul in my driveway.

I went inside the U-Haul, and found a lesbian bar.

Thank you and good night...

]]> Frank Sinclair http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143848 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143848 Homo Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:44:51 -0800 Comment by Fly-Over Illinois Ellen is a cute lezzy, not as smart as Rachel Maddow - who NEEDS a pair of earings somebody!

]]> Fly-Over Illinois http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143869 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/pretty_pretty_progress#c1143869 Homo Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:04:37 -0800