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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Pretty Pretty Progress

posted by on September 16 at 15:17 PM

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Easy, breezy, lesbian…Cover Girl:

Ellen DeGeneres has signed on as the latest face of CoverGirl Cosmetics and will star in a new print and commercial ad campaign that’s rolling out in January.

“That’s the first thing they teach you when you’re a cover girl,” DeGeneres said, striking a modelesque pose for her studio audience on Tuesday’s edition of Ellen, where she also showed off a picture of her, mid-touchup, during a recent photo shoot. “They’re putting some lip liner on me—man they love lip liner,” she said.

That’s it: Everyone I know is getting Cover Girl cosmetics for Christmas, accompanied by a lovely Hallmark card.

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1

Ellen Degenerate is a disgrace as is the magazine for promoting that lifestyle by having her on the cover.

Expect more homosexual promotion if Barack Hussein Obama and the Marxist Democrat Party gain power.

Posted by Lord Basil | September 16, 2008 4:01 PM
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Ellen Degenerate is a disgrace as is the magazine for promoting that lifestyle by having her on the cover.

Expect more homosexual promotion if Barack Hussein Obama and the Marxist Democrat Party gain power.

Posted by Lord Basil | September 16, 2008 4:05 PM
3

I love Ellen. She's a hottie. And 50! Good on ya, Cover Girl.

Posted by rtw | September 16, 2008 4:24 PM
4

OK, I know there's a lipstick lesbian joke in there somewhere, but I don't think I dare use it.

Posted by Silverstar98121 | September 16, 2008 4:27 PM
5

hasn't queen latifa been the cover girl model forever? they should have an all lesbian campaign.

Posted by um | September 16, 2008 4:34 PM
6

Ellen is a total superheroine. The amount of good she's done by herself is impossible to calculate. It's weird that something involving make-up could make such a difference, but it makes all the difference in the world.

Posted by whatevernevermind | September 16, 2008 5:08 PM
7

Although celebrity endorsements usually have the oposite of the intended effect on me, it's nice to see this social progress. And I'm glad I'm not on your Christmas list.

Posted by nightlifejitters | September 16, 2008 7:49 PM
8

I went to a taping of the Ellen Degeneres Show, and a lesbian bar broke out.

I went to a lesbian bar, and a WNBA game broke out.

I went to a WNBA game, and an Indigo Girls concert broke out.

I went to an Indigo Girls concert, and when I got home, there was a U-Haul in my driveway.

I went inside the U-Haul, and found a lesbian bar.

Thank you and good night...

Posted by Frank Sinclair | September 17, 2008 1:44 AM
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Ellen is a cute lezzy, not as smart as Rachel Maddow - who NEEDS a pair of earings somebody!

Posted by Fly-Over Illinois | September 17, 2008 7:04 AM

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