Wilderness Pit Bull Terrorizes Entire City Block
posted by September 22 at 17:26 PMon
The pit bull pictured in the terrible photo below was locked in a car outside The Stranger’s offices, and therefore unable to chew off anybody’s face. Instead, it cleverly decided to sit on the car’s horn for about five minutes straight, driving the whole block temporarily insane.
Well played, sir.
When I walked out to get a picture, he jumped into the back seat and has remained there so far.
How do I know it’s a he? He has great big balls (not pictured), for the making of more pit bulls.
UPDATE: Window was cracked. No evidence whatsoever that this dog owner is irresponsible, other than the dog’s continued possession of nutsack.