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I’ve written about how much I loathe this lady who is writing a blog called “Living Oprah” about living the way that Oprah recommends. I’m sure that it will become a book, and I will read that book and hate the book, but she will go on Oprah to promote it and, consequently, the book will sell a bajillion copies.
Today, Living Oprah had its first honest post:
Today I am celebrating. Why, you might ask? Why, I’ll tell you. I am excited today because after 8 months of doing exactly what I’ve been told by Oprah nutritionally, my visit to the bathroom…my morning constitutional…ahem…when I dropped the kids off at the pool…hm…oh, I’m just going to say it: My poo was “S” shaped! Woohoo! Just like Oprah and Dr. Oz say it should be!! Par-tay!
Studying your own shit is truly Living Oprah.
Comments (128)
I should start a "My Daily BM" blog. I just feel like it has such potential, you know?
Posted by Greg | September 3, 2008 4:19 PM@1,i thought that's what we were already reading?
Posted by josh bomb | September 3, 2008 4:25 PMOK, so for his birthday I got my 84 year old dad a "Poo journal" swear to God, you can buy one at Fireworks. You can track your daily bowel movements, there's even a place where you can draw a picture. He wasn't as amused as the rest of us were...
Posted by PopTart | September 3, 2008 4:25 PM@3: I saw one of those, but it was called the "Poo Log", and I thought it was hilarious. Poo log!
Posted by Mikki | September 3, 2008 4:30 PMThat reminds me. I want to check in on that blog Schmader posted a while back about the pregnant girl who's not keeping it. I couldn't find it with google. Do you remember it?
Posted by Callie | September 3, 2008 4:37 PMSadly, my pooh tends to be Oprah shaped...
Posted by michael strangeways | September 3, 2008 4:40 PMThat reminds me. I want to check in on that blog Schmader posted a while back about the pregnant girl who's not keeping it. I couldn't find it with google. Do you remember it?
Posted by Callie | September 3, 2008 4:40 PM#7, that was ECB.
http://myabortion.tumblr.com/
Posted by w7ngman | September 3, 2008 4:49 PMThe other day I did one shaped like a K.
Posted by Fnarf | September 3, 2008 5:36 PMI had to peruse this blog just now, and it is so sickly fascinating. Yes, it reveals Oprah as the consumer-queen freak show that she is, but the writer reports her findings with the awareness level of an opium addict. At one point, referring to her Oprah-induced confidence crisis over her looks and style:
"Who knows, though, maybe I need to be broken down in order to be built up."
Yes, who knows? Why ask why? Just go with it. But then there was this:
"And yes, for those who are wondering, I am voting for Obama because Oprah said to do it. Honestly, I might not vote for him otherwise..."
Posted by Irena | September 3, 2008 5:55 PMPoo shaped like an ) would be more impressive
Posted by What No O | September 3, 2008 6:17 PMOhmigod! Mine looks like an ampersand! Is it a portent of marriage?
Wow, who knew copromancy would make a comeback?
Posted by Brandon Burt | September 3, 2008 10:47 PManyone here maintaining a 'Living Savage' blog? that could be a fun read...
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