Housekeeping
Me So Corny
This is what Slog Happy has done to Megan Seling:
She refuses to take the corn suit off and has been walking around the office mimicking Sarah Palin for the last half-hour.
I say we put her in the microwave and be done with it.
Comments (24)
I can't fault her for the corn suit as much as her support for Greg Nickels for Mayor.
Posted by NapoleonXIV | September 12, 2008 4:02 PMThis is exactly why I don't support the straight-edge life style.
Posted by Little Red Ryan Hood | September 12, 2008 4:06 PMMmm-hmmm, spread some butter on that!
Posted by Fnarf | September 12, 2008 4:08 PMWait, what? I plead Fridayism.
Wrap her in Saran wrap first - otherwise she'll dry out.
Posted by COMTE | September 12, 2008 4:09 PMShe looks like she's having a...CORNBALL!!!
Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | September 12, 2008 4:15 PMI love husk-y girls!
Badum ching!
Posted by Joh | September 12, 2008 4:18 PMpalin:corncob now?
can we keep our non-gendered insults from diluting?
Posted by max solomon | September 12, 2008 4:31 PMIT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Posted by seattler | September 12, 2008 4:35 PMBut can you put lipstick on that?
Posted by Irena | September 12, 2008 4:35 PMi'd like to get my mouth on that and nibble all day!
Posted by guyana punch! | September 12, 2008 4:38 PM"I can't fault her for the corn suit as much as her support for Greg Nickels for Mayor."
Isn't she nickels' kid?
Posted by ouch | September 12, 2008 4:43 PMGod, you guys have dreary offices. Can't you put some of those queer genes to work on that? If it weren't for all the fun people, it'd be like a boiler room somewhere.
Posted by rob | September 12, 2008 4:43 PMLet her have her fun.
Posted by Mr. Poe | September 12, 2008 4:52 PMUgh, I just realized my comment has really insulting implications. Unintentional, I promise!
Though why I should bother trying to be nice on Slog is beyond me.
Posted by Irena | September 12, 2008 4:53 PMWhat was that that woman in the high fructose corn syrup commercial said? If it's made from corn it must be good?
Posted by Julie in Chicago | September 12, 2008 4:54 PMI've seen the Stranger offices. That's actually the nicest looking corner of the whole place. Most of it looks like a bomb went off in a partition warehouse.
Posted by Fnarf | September 12, 2008 4:55 PMWe love you, Megan. Now please take your medication.
Posted by Greg | September 12, 2008 5:00 PMSlog Happy give Megan Seling corn suit, Megan Seling put on corn suit, freak out, Husk out, MEGAN SELING BECOME INCREDIBLE HUSK!
HUSK WILL DANCE CRAZY-GOOFY AROUND STRANGER OFFICE AND REFUSE TO TAKE OFF CORN SUIT!
And no, I don't feel like letting it go.
Posted by The Incredible Sulk | September 12, 2008 5:24 PMI'm such a fan.
Posted by violet_dagrinder | September 12, 2008 8:40 PMActually, if Megan wants a career in wrestling, I'd be willing to bet that SSP would welcome someone with their own corn suit, who could also channel Sarah Palin.
Posted by NapoleonXIV | September 12, 2008 9:42 PMJealousssssSSSS!
Posted by RL | September 12, 2008 10:30 PMYum!
Remember, leave the husk on to keep the flavor in!
Posted by Will in Seattle | September 13, 2008 12:40 AMIt looks like you got that thing cleaned.
Posted by Misty Brown | September 13, 2008 7:09 AMI HAZ A CORN SUIT!
Posted by --MC | September 13, 2008 10:39 AMComments Closed
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