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Maybe Everyone Else in the World Already Knows About This…
…but until yesterday I did not.
I’m speaking of the freakish wealth of King of the Hill-related pornography readily available on the internet, which I became acquainted with after sending the words “Peggy Hill” into Google Image Search for this post. And not just any old King of the Hill-related pornography—King of the Hill-related incest porn.
I will not supply such images for you here, you sick fucks. Suffice it to say that watching Bobby Hill have intercourse with his mother while his dad looks on in horror is exactly as enticing as it sounds.
Comments (25)
That boy ain't right.
Posted by Skip | September 19, 2008 11:35 AMThere is a picture of Bart Simpson banging Lisa on the internet as well......
At least that is what I was told. I do not view such filth!!
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | September 19, 2008 11:35 AMRule 34.
Posted by N | September 19, 2008 11:38 AMThere are MILLIONS of pictures of Bart banging Lisa, and every other combination you can imagine (or can't). But oddly, where is the Luanne Platter porn? She's the hot one.
Posted by Fnarf | September 19, 2008 11:39 AM@2 - You know, if you look the other way hard enough, it doesn't really exist.
Posted by Super Jesse | September 19, 2008 11:39 AMThis one is safe for work.
Posted by Mr. Poe | September 19, 2008 11:40 AMExcellent! If I can substitute my XTube addiction with this, I may not go over my Comcastic quota!
Posted by mmmm baby! | September 19, 2008 11:41 AMUnfortunately, comic porn is very prevalent on the Internet: King of the Hills, The Simpsons, Family Guy, even the Peanuts kids in all sorts of sexual couplings. It's pathetic that there are those who have nothing better else to do than bastardize copyrighted material for a cheap and filthy thrill.
Posted by Behrmark | September 19, 2008 11:41 AMMr. Poe is not being truthful, and my eyes paid the price.
Posted by David Schmader | September 19, 2008 11:42 AMThe real creative challenge comes with The Little Mermaid.
Posted by Christin | September 19, 2008 11:44 AMI have personally seen an animation of Lilo getting hard-core banged by Stitch, which makes mere incest look bland by comparison.
Posted by Karla | September 19, 2008 11:52 AM@10
Am I the only one who remembers the controversy with the original vhs box for "The Little Mermaid?"
The designer for the box's graphics was bored or just looking for a laugh and drew a penis as one of the spire in the castle. It was in wide release until it was pointed out and Disney recalled the boxes and changed the design.
Posted by Sad Comment | September 19, 2008 11:52 AMOh, Peggy!
Posted by laterite | September 19, 2008 11:53 AMThis is form of art.
Posted by Bellevue Ave | September 19, 2008 11:57 AMYou can save yourself a lot of time typing phrases into Google's Image Search if you just start from the assumption that any possible depiction of a sexual act that you would never under any circumstances wish to see already exists somewhere on the internet.
Posted by flamingbanjo | September 19, 2008 12:49 PMWell, Bobby DID marry Luanne in one episode...and Joseph almost did the nasty with his half-sister.
Posted by michael strangeways | September 19, 2008 12:55 PMI'm just gonna blame the "gah-dang vid-yuh games"...
Posted by michael strangeways | September 19, 2008 12:57 PMYarrgh! Ye be payin' dearly fer that, Mr. Poe ye skurvy dog!
Posted by COMTE | September 19, 2008 1:06 PMI hate to be a kill-joy but uh... wouldn't the supreme court consider this child pr0n? Even synthetic / animated it's illegal I think.
Posted by Phil | September 19, 2008 1:48 PMmy eyes are searing from mr. poe's deception!
>_
Posted by tiffany | September 19, 2008 1:51 PMNo veteran of the fanfiction world is going to be surprised by this.
Posted by east coaster | September 19, 2008 1:53 PM@10: Her tail unzips in the back.
Posted by Wait, I mean... what? | September 19, 2008 2:31 PM@21: No veteran of the Internet should be suprised by this.
Posted by Ben | September 19, 2008 2:54 PMI don't know if everyone else in the world knows about it, but certainly everyone else who works at an alternative weekly knows about "rule 34"
Posted by Epimetheus | September 19, 2008 3:54 PMNobody can escape Rule 34.
Posted by Sirkowski | September 19, 2008 6:38 PMComments Closed
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