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We can build roads and do all that government stuff, but I might as well be pissin' in the wind if the entire state is not Christian.

Posted by VanFan | September 4, 2008 12:30 PM
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I fucking hate how YouTube clips now stop your fucking scroll if your cursor ever lands on them. Fucking ridiculous. Annoying as hell. "You must watch." Communists.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 4, 2008 12:32 PM
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Communists? wow. sounds like a "PBKAC"

(problem between keyboard and chair)

Posted by GK | September 4, 2008 12:46 PM
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I have a lot of those. I desire to be spoon-fed for the rest of my life. My wave of contradictions is of no consequence.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 4, 2008 12:54 PM
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Posted by Justin J | September 4, 2008 1:02 PM
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Looks like somebody got a little drunk last night...

Posted by Uncle Dan | September 4, 2008 3:40 PM
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I'm waiting for the YouTube clip of Palin or her pastor practicing glossolalia, "speaking in tongues". She's with the Assembly of God folks, a pentecostal group that is very aggressively fundamentalist (or repressionist, if you will). Glossolalia is a performance art, somewhat cousin to ventriloquism. It has been used by con artists behind pulpits for centuries, but has really taken fire in America. I'm a complete novice at it, but I can do a little bit. Just combine frenchy sounding stuff with some russian & chinese inflections, and make it all sound vaguely hebrew. (It should sound like the fake high priest from Raiders of the Lost Ark) The faster you speak, the better.

Once America gets a glimpse of the wacko con artists Palin associates with, an angry black man shouting "God Damn America" will seem downright reasonable. At least he's shouting in a real language!

Posted by Sir Vic | September 4, 2008 3:46 PM
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Jesus fucking christ. Eight years of this jesus jumping whackjob? Shoot me now.

Posted by Pam | September 4, 2008 5:29 PM

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