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Kim Jong Illin’

From the NYT:

Kim Jong-il might have suffered a stroke, a U.S. intelligence official said. Mr. Kim failed to attend a celebration of his country’s 60th anniversary.

Official North Korean news services claim he was out saving drowning children, slaying the Evil Imperialist Monkey King, and surveying his happy kingdom from a secure, undisclosed location:

Kim_Jong-Il_heart_throb.jpg

Comments (16)

1

I call dibs on his classic movie collection!

Posted by inkweary | September 9, 2008 11:17 AM
2

I hope the little bastard is suffering like hell.

Posted by Fnarf | September 9, 2008 11:19 AM
3

he's just ronry....

Posted by michael strangeways | September 9, 2008 11:19 AM
4

"We'll need guns. Lots of guns."

Posted by Kristen | September 9, 2008 11:20 AM
5

HANS BRIX?!

Posted by monkey | September 9, 2008 11:23 AM
6

Damn, I hope my face isn't as fat as his.

Posted by LDP in Cincinnati | September 9, 2008 11:39 AM
7

#1 -- you're welcome to it. I already have a VHS copy of "Cleopatra Jones" that I taped off TV.
North Korea is what our country would be like if it were being run by Quentin Tarantino.

Posted by --MC | September 9, 2008 11:40 AM
8

Not to mention the rumor that he died in 2003

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article4692472.ece

Posted by Nick | September 9, 2008 11:45 AM
9

We hardly knew ye, Little Kim...

Posted by Scott Dow | September 9, 2008 11:51 AM
10

He's probably out training his bodyguards.

Posted by Mahtli69 | September 9, 2008 11:57 AM
11

@7, that's funny.

Posted by inkweary | September 9, 2008 12:11 PM
12

From the picture, it looks like he's busy filming The Matrix: Part IV.

Posted by Greg | September 9, 2008 12:21 PM
13

And the U.S. Intelligence community is NEVER wrong about the status of foreign heads of state.

Why do we even listen to these schmucks any more? Castro's been dead more often then Kenny!

Posted by Sir Vic | September 9, 2008 12:41 PM
14

Did he just fart?

Posted by Ed | September 9, 2008 12:51 PM
15

the headline that writes itself.

Posted by thickturd | September 9, 2008 1:33 PM
16

good. now maybe china will pull the plug on this charade. let's get those north korean playing video games!

Posted by max solomon | September 9, 2008 1:42 PM

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