Slog - Comments on Kim Jong Illin' http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin From the NYT: Kim Jong-il might have suffered a stroke, a U.S. intelligence official said. Mr. Kim failed to attend a celebration of his country’s 60th anniversary. Official North Korean news services claim he was out saving drowning children, slaying the Evil Imperialist Monkey King, and surveying his happy kingdom from a secure, undisclosed location:... Copyright 2008 Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:11:15 -0800 Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:42:55 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by inkweary I call dibs on his classic movie collection!

]]> inkweary http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133145 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133145 Politics Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:17:33 -0800 Comment by Fnarf I hope the little bastard is suffering like hell.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133153 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133153 Politics Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:19:07 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways he's just ronry....

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133158 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133158 Politics Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:19:41 -0800 Comment by Kristen "We'll need guns. Lots of guns."

]]> Kristen http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133162 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133162 Politics Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:20:38 -0800 Comment by monkey HANS BRIX?!

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133175 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133175 Politics Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:23:24 -0800 Comment by LDP in Cincinnati Damn, I hope my face isn't as fat as his.

]]> LDP in Cincinnati http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133238 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133238 Politics Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:39:47 -0800 Comment by --MC #1 -- you're welcome to it. I already have a VHS copy of "Cleopatra Jones" that I taped off TV.
North Korea is what our country would be like if it were being run by Quentin Tarantino.

]]> --MC http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133243 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133243 Politics Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:40:51 -0800 Comment by Nick Not to mention the rumor that he died in 2003

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article4692472.ece

]]> Nick http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133258 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133258 Politics Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:45:39 -0800 Comment by Scott Dow We hardly knew ye, Little Kim...

]]> Scott Dow http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133275 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133275 Politics Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:51:36 -0800 Comment by Mahtli69 He's probably out training his bodyguards.

]]> Mahtli69 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133301 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133301 Politics Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:57:32 -0800 Comment by inkweary @7, that's funny.

]]> inkweary http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133353 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133353 Politics Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:11:47 -0800 Comment by Greg From the picture, it looks like he's busy filming The Matrix: Part IV.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133376 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133376 Politics Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:21:57 -0800 Comment by Sir Vic And the U.S. Intelligence community is NEVER wrong about the status of foreign heads of state.

Why do we even listen to these schmucks any more? Castro's been dead more often then Kenny!

]]> Sir Vic http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133430 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133430 Politics Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:41:38 -0800 Comment by Ed Did he just fart?

]]> Ed http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133459 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133459 Politics Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:51:01 -0800 Comment by thickturd the headline that writes itself.

]]> thickturd http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133555 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133555 Politics Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:33:18 -0800 Comment by max solomon good. now maybe china will pull the plug on this charade. let's get those north korean playing video games!

]]> max solomon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133585 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/kim_jong_illin#c1133585 Politics Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:42:55 -0800