Politics Kim Jong Illin’
posted by September 9 at 11:11 AM
onFrom the NYT:
Kim Jong-il might have suffered a stroke, a U.S. intelligence official said. Mr. Kim failed to attend a celebration of his country’s 60th anniversary.
Official North Korean news services claim he was out saving drowning children, slaying the Evil Imperialist Monkey King, and surveying his happy kingdom from a secure, undisclosed location:
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I call dibs on his classic movie collection!
I hope the little bastard is suffering like hell.
he's just ronry....
"We'll need guns. Lots of guns."
HANS BRIX?!
Damn, I hope my face isn't as fat as his.
#1 -- you're welcome to it. I already have a VHS copy of "Cleopatra Jones" that I taped off TV.
North Korea is what our country would be like if it were being run by Quentin Tarantino.
Not to mention the rumor that he died in 2003
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article4692472.ece
We hardly knew ye, Little Kim...
He's probably out training his bodyguards.
@7, that's funny.
From the picture, it looks like he's busy filming The Matrix: Part IV.
And the U.S. Intelligence community is NEVER wrong about the status of foreign heads of state.
Why do we even listen to these schmucks any more? Castro's been dead more often then Kenny!
Did he just fart?
the headline that writes itself.
good. now maybe china will pull the plug on this charade. let's get those north korean playing video games!
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