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Elephant beats heroin habit with detox.

BEIJING (Reuters) - A once drug-addled elephant fed heroin-laced bananas by illegal traders will return home after emerging clean from a three-year detox programme on China’s tropical island province of Hainan.

Comments (10)

1

Wow, four repeat posts - new SLOG record!

Posted by COMTE | September 5, 2008 1:23 PM
2

help, help it's a horrible heffalump.

All I saw were addicted elephants everywhere.

Posted by gnossos | September 5, 2008 1:26 PM
3

I thought the Elephant Party (Big Slow Off Course) trademarked POW! for John McSame?

Didn't you get the memo?

Posted by Will in Seattle | September 5, 2008 1:27 PM
4

bananas for bananas!

Posted by Super Jesse | September 5, 2008 1:35 PM
5

@3- You Democrats can keep "The Jack Ass Party" brand...

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | September 5, 2008 1:37 PM
6

"Please click Post only once."

Posted by John | September 5, 2008 1:40 PM
7

Is slog broken, or is this just "Friday light"?

Posted by Justin | September 5, 2008 1:42 PM
8

This is the saddest story ever.

Humans are fucking dsspicable.

Posted by Mike in MO | September 5, 2008 1:47 PM
9

And I thought this was McCain taking the political temperature of the GOP....

Posted by jaymz | September 5, 2008 1:52 PM
10

dsspicable yes, but why can't I buy a heroin-laced banana?

Posted by jrrrl | September 5, 2008 2:32 PM

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