Comments on It's What's for Dinner

More like he's the ham and she's the fizzle.

He's more like jerky than steak.

That's why the needle is once again moving in Obama's direction. Once the sizzle dies down, you're looking at a tough, freezer-burned, overcooked shitty piece of steak.

I like that the CNN article implies that Quelch, who served in McCain campaign spokesperson (former) Governor Swift's administration in MA, is an "independent" expert just commenting dispassionately on the wonderfulness of the vacuous McCain/Palin brand.

That's not a very scientific reaction Chuck.

Especially if the demographic you're aiming at are people who dine at Outback Steakhouse.

He's the steak, she's the Bloomin' Onion.

He is a rotting slice of bacteria-infested fly-ridden pork.

She is a maggot.

You still eat beef? Dude, Mad Cow Disease!

John McCain is worn-out shoe-leather.

Albeit worn-out $550 Ferragamo loafer shoe-leather.

@6: The comparison's no good. I would actually let a Bloomin' Onion near my mouth.

I am the sun, you are the moon, I am the words, you are the tune. PLAY.

And no, I don't feel like letting it go.