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Monday, September 29, 2008

It Was Only a Matter of Time

posted by on September 29 at 12:05 PM

Hey, remember that paparazzo that Britney Spears dated, back when she was having that very public head-shaving meltdown? Well, get ready for the Britney Spears sex tape.

An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.

Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”

This turns my stomach in a preying-on-the-mentally-ill-for-tremendous-financial-benefit kind of way.

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1

Wow, that guys is a total piece of shit. Not that I'm some huge defender of Britney, but, Jesus.

Posted by Julie in Chicago | September 29, 2008 12:12 PM
2

“I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”

well, that's big of you. what the hell does that mean?

Posted by chops | September 29, 2008 12:17 PM
3

If there is actually a legit tape, exactly what more "details" could exist to be revealed? Seems to me the tape would pretty much put all of 'em out there.

Posted by ReverendZ | September 29, 2008 12:28 PM
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@2 It means he's interested in selling out all other details about Britney.

Posted by whatevernevermind | September 29, 2008 12:32 PM
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Not a drop of pity or interest. You'd think these stupid cows would know by now NOT to have sex in front of a camera.

Posted by Roscoe | September 29, 2008 12:35 PM
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not like i'm all that into defending britney, but isn't there something that can be done to stop this if it's undisputed that she was mentally ill at the time and not yet being properly treated or in appropriate custody? isn't this obviously someone taking advantage of the mentally ill? any lawyers here who know about injunctions in these circumstances?

Posted by ellarosa | September 29, 2008 12:36 PM
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As a jaded porn consumer, it will take much, much more than straight nudity for me to muster any interest. I'll need at least 30 minutes of gagging, A2M and water sports before I can be bothered to care.

Sorry, but that's just the world I live in.

Posted by Matthew | September 29, 2008 12:50 PM
8

It is many, many years since I found Britney remotely attractive.

Oh, and this guy? Should be facing criminal charges for exploitation of a mentally ill person for financial gain.

Posted by Greg | September 29, 2008 12:52 PM
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I forget there are actually people in the world keyed into the celebrity bullshit. In what universe is Britney Spears interesting?

Posted by Jay | September 29, 2008 1:10 PM
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confidential to Britney:

HUMP 4 is coming up, you might stand a smidgen of a chance...send it in and end all the drama right there.

Posted by ReverendZ | September 29, 2008 1:59 PM
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Personnaly, the only time I give a shit about some exceedingly rich bitch is when she's getting fucked by some hot guy on tape.

Posted by Vince | September 29, 2008 3:12 PM
12

Greets! Really funny. Big ups! Tnx!

Posted by balbes | September 30, 2008 5:46 PM

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