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Richard Gere disagrees.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | September 25, 2008 2:51 PM
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I'm glad Daniel Steele probably makes more money than this guy.

Posted by Dougsf | September 25, 2008 2:54 PM
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Dude is a hack. And The Notebook was one of the worst and most lame movies I have ever seen. I wanted to like it, I wanted to cry and eat chocolate and be all like "oh love...you are such a tragic and cruel mistress!"

But all I could think was "boring. boring. boring. bad accents. DUMB STORY. boring."

Posted by Original Monique | September 25, 2008 2:55 PM
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Author/book guy penis envy
*points. laughs.*

Posted by Non | September 25, 2008 2:58 PM
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That's funny. When I read the headline I assumed it was a quote from David Simon -- or someone else plausible.

Posted by Michael Canfield | September 25, 2008 3:19 PM
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@3 OM, I love you.

Nicholas Sparks is a hack writer. And fuck you Hollywood because this consumer with ovaries isn't buying into your "pander to the chicks with a tear jerker" gimmick this time.

Posted by PopTart | September 25, 2008 3:20 PM
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Well, he certainly has a sizeable ego. Comparing yourself to Shakespeare is a surefire clue that you're a douche.

Posted by Greg | September 25, 2008 3:20 PM
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-hack-

-hack-

excuse me; I had an unreadable, piece of shit novel stuck in my throat.

Posted by michael strangeways | September 25, 2008 3:52 PM
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dammit, paul, i almost puked all over my keyboard! next time, please hide it after the jump.

Posted by scary tyler moore | September 25, 2008 4:03 PM

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