Richard Gere disagrees.
I'm glad Daniel Steele probably makes more money than this guy.
Dude is a hack. And The Notebook was one of the worst and most lame movies I have ever seen. I wanted to like it, I wanted to cry and eat chocolate and be all like "oh love...you are such a tragic and cruel mistress!"
But all I could think was "boring. boring. boring. bad accents. DUMB STORY. boring."
Author/book guy penis envy
*points. laughs.*
That's funny. When I read the headline I assumed it was a quote from David Simon -- or someone else plausible.
@3 OM, I love you.
Nicholas Sparks is a hack writer. And fuck you Hollywood because this consumer with ovaries isn't buying into your "pander to the chicks with a tear jerker" gimmick this time.
Well, he certainly has a sizeable ego. Comparing yourself to Shakespeare is a surefire clue that you're a douche.
-hack-
-hack-
excuse me; I had an unreadable, piece of shit novel stuck in my throat.
dammit, paul, i almost puked all over my keyboard! next time, please hide it after the jump.
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