Jesus, is there anything you won't post? Do you find it impossible to restrain yourself? Your name should be Paul "Relentless".
I only got 1 minute and 3 seconds.
@1, Lighten up. He can post what he wants, you don't have to read it.
Sadly, or perhaps unsurprisingly, I would only last 38 seconds.
@1 Some of us like Paul's posts. Well, except for that absolutely disgusting one from earlier today which made me barf a little...
Paul, I would only survive 35 seconds, and I refuse to accept that you are more manly than me.
One minute, 9 seconds.
1 minute 54 seconds
I love how you guys just wank off every Thursday.
I could survive for 1 minute, 32 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
19 seconds...and I suspect that's being generous.
guess that's like average
They didn't ask if I know any soothing velociraptor lullabies.
LOL -- I beat you by 3 seconds. During which time, I'd hope he got full on you and was no longer interested in me! SCORE!!!
I survived one minute. Why are raptors so damned crabby?
44 seconds. Oy. True story: I first read Jurassic Park when I was nine or ten, and I had to sleep with the lights on for a few nights because ...I guess I thought the raptors would get me.
Paul can you Please explain this post?
1 min 19 sec
1 minute, 13 seconds
Paul, I apologize for the commenters who are non-fun-loving idiots.
1 minute 28 seconds. Long enough to consider praying and dismissing the thought and still enough time to ponder the superiority of velociraptor genes, get pissed and write last message in blood on floor.
I got different scores depending on if the velociraptor was on top or on bottom.
Man, they are such drama queens ...
1:16. Paul Constant, were you a middle school or high school wrestler?
I strode out to the velociraptor and there did battle him.
For 1 minute 16 seconds.
@1, please know that Constant is my constant, and if you smite him, thou smitest me. And I'll kick your ass.
Dang, I thought it was going to be a video game with blood, amputations & death. Oh well.
1 minute, 8 seconds. Do I live longer or shorter because I am short?
I lasted a full minute, but that was because I took the bottom bunk. I ALWAYS had the bottom bunk when I was a kid, so, force of habit, you know.
Not bad for an old dude; probably as good as that obnoxious Aussie big-game hunter would have done, although disappointingly, probably not anywhere near as well as Jeff Goldblum.
47 seconds, which is pretty good considering Jurassic Park still scares me. And I didn't lie-- the raptor bites off my arm, I'll scream and cry like a giant sissy.
I got 1.19! yay! Dragging my ass out of bed for kick boxing twice a week will be worth something when I find myself chained to a bed with a velociraptor!
38 measly seconds, which I imagine would be spent crying and willing myself to hurry up and die already.
This is the funniest damn thing I've ever seen. Thanx for this.
1 min 32 seconds..
57 seconds? That's it? Even after I said I have fought a wild animal before (my cat totally counts, he's a complete asshole)? I must've made the wrong choice with picking the top bunk...
44 seconds. It seems like the top bunk would be slightly safer to me..
1 min 25 seconds! Whoo >:D
44 seconds. I think being short takes time off. Does being on top help or hurt?
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