44 seconds. Oy. True story: I first read Jurassic Park when I was nine or ten, and I had to sleep with the lights on for a few nights because ...I guess I thought the raptors would get me.
1 minute 28 seconds. Long enough to consider praying and dismissing the thought and still enough time to ponder the superiority of velociraptor genes, get pissed and write last message in blood on floor.
Posted by
chas Redmond |
September 18, 2008 9:59 PM
I lasted a full minute, but that was because I took the bottom bunk. I ALWAYS had the bottom bunk when I was a kid, so, force of habit, you know.
Not bad for an old dude; probably as good as that obnoxious Aussie big-game hunter would have done, although disappointingly, probably not anywhere near as well as Jeff Goldblum.
47 seconds, which is pretty good considering Jurassic Park still scares me. And I didn't lie-- the raptor bites off my arm, I'll scream and cry like a giant sissy.
I got 1.19! yay! Dragging my ass out of bed for kick boxing twice a week will be worth something when I find myself chained to a bed with a velociraptor!
57 seconds? That's it? Even after I said I have fought a wild animal before (my cat totally counts, he's a complete asshole)? I must've made the wrong choice with picking the top bunk...
Posted by
Megan Seling |
September 19, 2008 10:50 AM
Comments (36)
Jesus, is there anything you won't post? Do you find it impossible to restrain yourself? Your name should be Paul "Relentless".
Posted by Charlotte | September 18, 2008 6:09 PMI only got 1 minute and 3 seconds.
@1, Lighten up. He can post what he wants, you don't have to read it.
Posted by Leslie N. | September 18, 2008 6:15 PMSadly, or perhaps unsurprisingly, I would only last 38 seconds.
@1 Some of us like Paul's posts. Well, except for that absolutely disgusting one from earlier today which made me barf a little...
Posted by PopTart | September 18, 2008 6:20 PMPaul, I would only survive 35 seconds, and I refuse to accept that you are more manly than me.
Posted by Ivan Cockrum | September 18, 2008 6:23 PM28 seconds.
Posted by yucca flower | September 18, 2008 6:26 PMOne minute, 9 seconds.
Posted by it'smarkmitchell | September 18, 2008 6:42 PM1 minute 54 seconds
Posted by whatwhat | September 18, 2008 6:49 PMI love how you guys just wank off every Thursday.
Posted by w7ngman | September 18, 2008 7:03 PMSucka!
I could survive for 1 minute, 32 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
Posted by Sam | September 18, 2008 7:19 PM19 seconds...and I suspect that's being generous.
Posted by jenks | September 18, 2008 7:32 PM1.09
guess that's like average
Posted by Simon | September 18, 2008 7:35 PMThey didn't ask if I know any soothing velociraptor lullabies.
Posted by Uncle Vinny | September 18, 2008 7:45 PMLOL -- I beat you by 3 seconds. During which time, I'd hope he got full on you and was no longer interested in me! SCORE!!!
Posted by Al | September 18, 2008 7:58 PMI survived one minute. Why are raptors so damned crabby?
Posted by Scott in Chi-Town | September 18, 2008 8:26 PM44 seconds. Oy. True story: I first read Jurassic Park when I was nine or ten, and I had to sleep with the lights on for a few nights because ...I guess I thought the raptors would get me.
Posted by Darcy | September 18, 2008 8:34 PMPaul can you Please explain this post?
Posted by Scott Dow | September 18, 2008 8:54 PMThank you.
1 min 19 sec
Posted by cracked | September 18, 2008 8:59 PM1 minute, 13 seconds
Posted by monkey | September 18, 2008 9:24 PMPaul, I apologize for the commenters who are non-fun-loving idiots.
Posted by Sam | September 18, 2008 9:35 PM1 minute 28 seconds. Long enough to consider praying and dismissing the thought and still enough time to ponder the superiority of velociraptor genes, get pissed and write last message in blood on floor.
Posted by chas Redmond | September 18, 2008 9:59 PMI got different scores depending on if the velociraptor was on top or on bottom.
Man, they are such drama queens ...
Posted by Will in Seattle | September 18, 2008 10:05 PM1:16. Paul Constant, were you a middle school or high school wrestler?
Posted by jon c | September 18, 2008 10:11 PMI strode out to the velociraptor and there did battle him.
For 1 minute 16 seconds.
@1, please know that Constant is my constant, and if you smite him, thou smitest me. And I'll kick your ass.
Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | September 18, 2008 10:15 PMDang, I thought it was going to be a video game with blood, amputations & death. Oh well.
54 seconds.
Posted by Brucie | September 18, 2008 10:47 PM1 minute, 8 seconds. Do I live longer or shorter because I am short?
Posted by Mrs. Jarvie | September 18, 2008 10:54 PMI lasted a full minute, but that was because I took the bottom bunk. I ALWAYS had the bottom bunk when I was a kid, so, force of habit, you know.
Not bad for an old dude; probably as good as that obnoxious Aussie big-game hunter would have done, although disappointingly, probably not anywhere near as well as Jeff Goldblum.
Posted by COMTE | September 18, 2008 10:58 PM47 seconds, which is pretty good considering Jurassic Park still scares me. And I didn't lie-- the raptor bites off my arm, I'll scream and cry like a giant sissy.
Posted by Jessica | September 18, 2008 11:30 PMBuck twenty-eight
Posted by bfelk | September 18, 2008 11:32 PMI got 1.19! yay! Dragging my ass out of bed for kick boxing twice a week will be worth something when I find myself chained to a bed with a velociraptor!
Posted by nicole | September 19, 2008 6:25 AM38 seconds.
Posted by Gloria | September 19, 2008 7:13 AM38 measly seconds, which I imagine would be spent crying and willing myself to hurry up and die already.
This is the funniest damn thing I've ever seen. Thanx for this.
Posted by a.m. | September 19, 2008 8:24 AM1 min 32 seconds..
Posted by justin | September 19, 2008 8:40 AM57 seconds? That's it? Even after I said I have fought a wild animal before (my cat totally counts, he's a complete asshole)? I must've made the wrong choice with picking the top bunk...
Posted by Megan Seling | September 19, 2008 10:50 AM44 seconds. It seems like the top bunk would be slightly safer to me..
Posted by sepiolida | September 19, 2008 11:11 AM1 min 25 seconds! Whoo >:D
Posted by Nay | September 19, 2008 11:13 AM44 seconds. I think being short takes time off. Does being on top help or hurt?
Posted by MJ | September 19, 2008 12:29 PMComments Closed
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