Slog - Comments on I Am Proud of My Score http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score It's important to know this: I could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor... Copyright 2008 Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:00:00 -0800 Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:29:07 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Charlotte Jesus, is there anything you won't post? Do you find it impossible to restrain yourself? Your name should be Paul "Relentless".

]]> Charlotte http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145680 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145680 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:09:50 -0800 Comment by Leslie N. I only got 1 minute and 3 seconds.

@1, Lighten up. He can post what he wants, you don't have to read it.

]]> Leslie N. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145687 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145687 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:15:01 -0800 Comment by PopTart Sadly, or perhaps unsurprisingly, I would only last 38 seconds.

@1 Some of us like Paul's posts. Well, except for that absolutely disgusting one from earlier today which made me barf a little...

]]> PopTart http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145691 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145691 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:20:38 -0800 Comment by Ivan Cockrum Paul, I would only survive 35 seconds, and I refuse to accept that you are more manly than me.

]]> Ivan Cockrum http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145695 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145695 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:23:41 -0800 Comment by yucca flower 28 seconds.

]]> yucca flower http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145697 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145697 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:26:09 -0800 Comment by it'smarkmitchell One minute, 9 seconds.

]]> it'smarkmitchell http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145702 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145702 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:42:09 -0800 Comment by whatwhat 1 minute 54 seconds

]]> whatwhat http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145708 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145708 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:49:13 -0800 Comment by w7ngman I love how you guys just wank off every Thursday.

]]> w7ngman http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145716 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145716 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:03:16 -0800 Comment by Sam Sucka!

I could survive for 1 minute, 32 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

]]> Sam http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145722 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145722 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:19:01 -0800 Comment by jenks 19 seconds...and I suspect that's being generous.

]]> jenks http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145732 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145732 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:32:41 -0800 Comment by Simon 1.09

guess that's like average

]]> Simon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145733 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145733 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:35:16 -0800 Comment by Uncle Vinny They didn't ask if I know any soothing velociraptor lullabies.

]]> Uncle Vinny http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145734 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145734 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:45:50 -0800 Comment by Al LOL -- I beat you by 3 seconds. During which time, I'd hope he got full on you and was no longer interested in me! SCORE!!!

]]> Al http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145737 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145737 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:58:18 -0800 Comment by Scott in Chi-Town I survived one minute. Why are raptors so damned crabby?

]]> Scott in Chi-Town http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145747 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145747 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:26:30 -0800 Comment by Darcy 44 seconds. Oy. True story: I first read Jurassic Park when I was nine or ten, and I had to sleep with the lights on for a few nights because ...I guess I thought the raptors would get me.

]]> Darcy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145752 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145752 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:34:45 -0800 Comment by Scott Dow Paul can you Please explain this post?
Thank you.

]]> Scott Dow http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145758 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145758 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:54:05 -0800 Comment by cracked 1 min 19 sec

]]> cracked http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145759 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145759 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:59:02 -0800 Comment by monkey 1 minute, 13 seconds

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145765 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145765 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:24:22 -0800 Comment by Sam Paul, I apologize for the commenters who are non-fun-loving idiots.

]]> Sam http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145772 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145772 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:35:48 -0800 Comment by chas Redmond 1 minute 28 seconds. Long enough to consider praying and dismissing the thought and still enough time to ponder the superiority of velociraptor genes, get pissed and write last message in blood on floor.

]]> chas Redmond http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145819 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145819 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:59:57 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle I got different scores depending on if the velociraptor was on top or on bottom.

Man, they are such drama queens ...

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145830 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145830 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:05:12 -0800 Comment by jon c 1:16. Paul Constant, were you a middle school or high school wrestler?

]]> jon c http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145843 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145843 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:11:13 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball I strode out to the velociraptor and there did battle him.

For 1 minute 16 seconds.

@1, please know that Constant is my constant, and if you smite him, thou smitest me. And I'll kick your ass.

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145858 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145858 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:15:38 -0800 Comment by Brucie Dang, I thought it was going to be a video game with blood, amputations & death. Oh well.

54 seconds.

]]> Brucie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145925 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145925 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:47:57 -0800 Comment by Mrs. Jarvie 1 minute, 8 seconds. Do I live longer or shorter because I am short?

]]> Mrs. Jarvie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145940 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145940 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:54:48 -0800 Comment by COMTE I lasted a full minute, but that was because I took the bottom bunk. I ALWAYS had the bottom bunk when I was a kid, so, force of habit, you know.

Not bad for an old dude; probably as good as that obnoxious Aussie big-game hunter would have done, although disappointingly, probably not anywhere near as well as Jeff Goldblum.

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145952 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1145952 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:58:30 -0800 Comment by Jessica 47 seconds, which is pretty good considering Jurassic Park still scares me. And I didn't lie-- the raptor bites off my arm, I'll scream and cry like a giant sissy.

]]> Jessica http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146022 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146022 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:30:04 -0800 Comment by bfelk Buck twenty-eight

]]> bfelk http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146025 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146025 Teh Internets Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:32:43 -0800 Comment by nicole I got 1.19! yay! Dragging my ass out of bed for kick boxing twice a week will be worth something when I find myself chained to a bed with a velociraptor!

]]> nicole http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146162 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146162 Teh Internets Fri, 19 Sep 2008 06:25:35 -0800 Comment by Gloria 38 seconds.

]]> Gloria http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146168 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146168 Teh Internets Fri, 19 Sep 2008 07:13:27 -0800 Comment by a.m. 38 measly seconds, which I imagine would be spent crying and willing myself to hurry up and die already.

This is the funniest damn thing I've ever seen. Thanx for this.

]]> a.m. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146185 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146185 Teh Internets Fri, 19 Sep 2008 08:24:21 -0800 Comment by justin 1 min 32 seconds..

]]> justin http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146190 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146190 Teh Internets Fri, 19 Sep 2008 08:40:29 -0800 Comment by Megan Seling 57 seconds? That's it? Even after I said I have fought a wild animal before (my cat totally counts, he's a complete asshole)? I must've made the wrong choice with picking the top bunk...


]]> Megan Seling http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146299 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146299 Teh Internets Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:50:25 -0800 Comment by sepiolida 44 seconds. It seems like the top bunk would be slightly safer to me..

]]> sepiolida http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146344 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146344 Teh Internets Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:11:46 -0800 Comment by Nay 1 min 25 seconds! Whoo >:D

]]> Nay http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146350 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146350 Teh Internets Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:13:47 -0800 Comment by MJ 44 seconds. I think being short takes time off. Does being on top help or hurt?

]]> MJ http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146473 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/i_am_proud_of_my_score#c1146473 Teh Internets Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:29:07 -0800