Comments on Huckabee Speaks

Man, I hope you copped a feel of that firm, athletic ass.

OMG HE MAKES ME SOOO GODDAMN MAD. SOOO FURIOUS!

....grumble, grumble, need a beer, grumble.

I think Dan's just using these photos as an excuse to show off his arms again.

If there is a picture of you with Brian Williams I will hunt you down and pull your hair.

Every time a Republican millionaire uses the term "elite" as a pejorative, a little angel in Irony Heaven dies.

Now Huckabee is reading from an email chain he got 5 years ago...

I thought Huck was the charismatic one. Guess I was wrong.

Dude, this speech is bizarre. What's with that weird xenophobe shout out to "European ideas"? WTF? Fuck Europe, with their balanced budgets and infrastructure and public transportation! Fear! Murder!

STRANGER STAFF -- Election night party at "THE ELITE" is called for...

dan, you have to find out what that freakin photo is.

it's makin me crazy.

'John McCain helped me have a desk". Hmmm.. the great orator sounds like he's pushing the limits of rhetoric with that one. I get the idea, but rhetorically it's shit.

This is the most ridiculous bullshit I have seen in a long time. Why didn't the dems just make shit up:

"While the GOP has been in control of the USA, they have KILLED 10 million puppies and kittens. WHY do they hate puppies and kittens so much? Well, we love them and we're gonna put this to a stop."

That is the problem with the Dems. The just refuse to straight up lie. JUST LIE, YOU FOOLS! No one will really care or notice.

I fell asleep about 10 minutes into his desk story. wtf.

The crazy broad listing Palin's credits is KILLING me..."she was captain of her basketball team," "She was named Mis Wasilla in a beauty pageant."

Call me crazy, but the audience sounds restrained in the face of this middlin' crap.

Original Monique, drink more, I'm afraid you are going to have a stroke unless you are well lubed for the grand finale.

I am double fisting but I dont know how much longer I can take this.

@15, double fisting requires a significant level of commitment...

Ummmm, chants of "zero?"

Weird....

Jube: I take the GOP convention very seriously. I mean, VERY SERIOUS.

I'm drinking wine - but I'm not a Republican, who drink more wine than Democrats.

Red wine. Not Red like the Red Bushies, but red like the blood they spill for their own greed.

@16 Damn, the last few comments were wrist deep in double entendres.

@20, THAT is why you're my Online Girlfriend (TM)!!! *SMOOCH*

@4: Oh my God, your comment made my evening. I laughed so hard my neighbors probably heard. Thanks :-)

@21 SMOOCH back at ya sweetie.

Did you try to get a pic with former Senator Rick Santorum?

Dan, I hope you licked your hand before he shook it.

@20: Forewarned is forearmed.

Dan. Sweetie. If you ever want to get laid, you can't be posting pictures of yourself TOUCHING MIKE HUCKABEE.

fleshy man toy, do your duty!

Oh my GOD what is wrong with you? Get your fucking hands off him.