Slog - Comments on "He's Kinda Cute! I'm Going to Put His Little Tender Butt in There."

Comment by Jerod

Jerod — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:37:00 -0800

"You know how squirrels like nuts."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Comment by robj

robj — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:38:10 -0800

I can't bring myself to fault her for eating squirrel. Certain members of the stranger have done it too. But come on:
A) You can't pronounce pecans that way and have me take you seriously
B) That wasn't real mayo.
C) She has a nice, non-stick baking sheet and she's using her metal spatula to scrape the hell out of it. omg.

Comment by frankie skittles

frankie skittles — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:43:40 -0800

I wish those people would use their second safety more.

Comment by squirrel master

squirrel master — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:48:03 -0800

That squirrel was asking for it. Fuckin' fancy-pants assed rat!

Comment by Katie B

Katie B — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:52:50 -0800

Wasn't this on Casual Fridays?

Comment by KELLY O

KELLY O — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:02:23 -0800

This is in TV CARNAGE's Casual Fridays! I've seen 417 times. Maybe 419...

Never gets old.

Comment by w7ngman

w7ngman — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:05:36 -0800

Who the fuck poaches meat. What are they, British?

Comment by Cato the Younger Younger

Cato the Younger Younger — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:22:42 -0800

Why not Kitty Melts?

Comment by Drew

Drew — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:54:03 -0800

Honestly, though, it looks kind of delicious.

Comment by elenchos

elenchos — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:11:39 -0800

If ever you eat murdered animals, don't think you're better than these country bumpkins. At least they're honest with themselves about their rural decadence and depravity, worshiping their bloodthirsty blind idiot child god Yahweh and saluting their rebel white supremacist flag. They know they are backwards and forgotten by the forward march of history, and they are resigned to it, eating their melted pasteurized processed cheeze.

But. You want to know what the real crime is? I'll tell you what the real crime is. Educated, modern, cosmopolitan meat eaters, for fuck's sake, what is their excuse? That's the real crime, in my book people.

Comment by adrian

adrian — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:55:06 -0800

this was part of a secret screening of a secret film david schmader set up at conworks about 6 years ago.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:12:07 -0800

I prefer to get my meat as God intended it:

Shrink wrapped in plastic, on polyvinyl styrofoam trays.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:42:12 -0800

As someone who has eaten squirrel I have but one thing to say ... ewwwwww.

Comment by Sangrail

Sangrail — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:33:55 -0800

o_O

Dear Allah/Budda/Dawkins...

I didn't think this thing was for real, but there is is, Internet Archive Aug 2000 - http://web.archive.org/web/20000819095108/http://www.huntresstv.com/

Comment by Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:47:30 -0800

I puked a little in my mouth

Comment by Bellevue Ave

Bellevue Ave — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:18:29 -0800

elenchos, you've convinced me; Im now going to eat more meat in spite of you.

Comment by Matt Fuckin' Hickey

Matt Fuckin' Hickey — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:32:30 -0800

@10: Whoa. Take a breath, man. Can I buy you a celery stalk?

Comment by Jim

Jim — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:35:11 -0800

Holy crap, did you see how much mayo she used? Also, shredded cheese mixed in as well as melted on top. That thing should be served with a blooming onion and followed by deep fried ice cream for the instant heart attack.

Poaching the meat makes sense to me though. It seems like it would be hard to get big chunks of meat off any other way. I think you would have to grill it and then eat it like a chicken back otherwise.

Comment by Bee

Bee — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 13:20:29 -0800

adrian @11: I was there too! After my pot-hangover cleared from all the over-consumption that evening, I searched out TV Carnage and bought Casual Fridays. Now, like Kelly O, I'm on about my one-millionth viewing. TV Carnage changed my life.