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on September 11 at
“You’ve heard of tuna melts, or patty melts—why not squirrel melts?”
My favorite part is obviously the soothing soundtrack.
Matt Hickey, why do you force me to watch these things?
"You know how squirrels like nuts."
I can't bring myself to fault her for eating squirrel. Certain members of the stranger have done it too. But come on:
A) You can't pronounce pecans that way and have me take you seriously
B) That wasn't real mayo.
C) She has a nice, non-stick baking sheet and she's using her metal spatula to scrape the hell out of it. omg.
I wish those people would use their second safety more.
That squirrel was asking for it. Fuckin' fancy-pants assed rat!
Wasn't this on Casual Fridays?
This is in TV CARNAGE's Casual Fridays! I've seen 417 times. Maybe 419...
Never gets old.
Who the fuck poaches meat. What are they, British?
Why not Kitty Melts?
Honestly, though, it looks kind of delicious.
If ever you eat murdered animals, don't think you're better than these country bumpkins. At least they're honest with themselves about their rural decadence and depravity, worshiping their bloodthirsty blind idiot child god Yahweh and saluting their rebel white supremacist flag. They know they are backwards and forgotten by the forward march of history, and they are resigned to it, eating their melted pasteurized processed cheeze.
But. You want to know what the real crime is? I'll tell you what the real crime is. Educated, modern, cosmopolitan meat eaters, for fuck's sake, what is their excuse? That's the real crime, in my book people.
this was part of a secret screening of a secret film david schmader set up at conworks about 6 years ago.
I prefer to get my meat as God intended it:
Shrink wrapped in plastic, on polyvinyl styrofoam trays.
As someone who has eaten squirrel I have but one thing to say ... ewwwwww.
I didn't think this thing was for real, but there is is, Internet Archive Aug 2000 - http://web.archive.org/web/20000819095108/http://www.huntresstv.com/
I puked a little in my mouth
elenchos, you've convinced me; Im now going to eat more meat in spite of you.
@10: Whoa. Take a breath, man. Can I buy you a celery stalk?
Holy crap, did you see how much mayo she used? Also, shredded cheese mixed in as well as melted on top. That thing should be served with a blooming onion and followed by deep fried ice cream for the instant heart attack.
Poaching the meat makes sense to me though. It seems like it would be hard to get big chunks of meat off any other way. I think you would have to grill it and then eat it like a chicken back otherwise.
adrian @11: I was there too! After my pot-hangover cleared from all the over-consumption that evening, I searched out TV Carnage and bought Casual Fridays. Now, like Kelly O, I'm on about my one-millionth viewing. TV Carnage changed my life.
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