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Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on September 10 at 10:00 AM

“Burglar Wakes Men with Spice Rub, Sausage Attack”

The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.

More details in tomorrow’s Last Days.

Comments (7)

1

The worst thing about these kinds of stories is that they inspire copycats.

*Yawn* Time to take my nap. Guess I can leave this window open . . .

Posted by Ziggity | September 10, 2008 10:04 AM
2

Sounds to me like a scene gone wrong.

Posted by Greg | September 10, 2008 10:16 AM
3

Maybe the guy who got spiced was a "jerk"!

I'll leave the inferences about the other one alone.

Posted by V | September 10, 2008 10:17 AM
4

Hahahahahhahaha, that's so bizarre. I love it!

Posted by Carollani | September 10, 2008 10:22 AM
5

“In a world.. where one lonely dog holds the key to righting a terrible wrong, where spices of the world collide and exotic meats become pivotal pieces of a provocative puzzle…..”

Posted by Porkchop Sandwiches! | September 10, 2008 10:51 AM
6

I'd suspect Michael Palin and Eric Idle.

Posted by kinaidos | September 10, 2008 1:28 PM
7

Someone get them the Cannibals Cookbook.

Posted by Vince | September 10, 2008 1:30 PM

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