Unfortunately, upon further examination, the so-called "benign lesion" was determined to be the President's brain.
President Bush, currently vacationing in Texas was quoted as saying, "Well, whatever the heck it was they removed, all I know is, I feel a hell of a lot better!"
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I had a benign Bush removed from my ass. Yunk.
Posted by FRUITCAKEpuppet | September 16, 2008 4:20 PMWhat about the malignant growth between his shoulders? What are they gonna do about that?
Posted by Darby McDevitt | September 16, 2008 4:33 PMso they removed his brain?
Posted by Gordon Werner | September 16, 2008 4:56 PMUnfortunately, upon further examination, the so-called "benign lesion" was determined to be the President's brain.
President Bush, currently vacationing in Texas was quoted as saying, "Well, whatever the heck it was they removed, all I know is, I feel a hell of a lot better!"
Posted by COMTE | September 16, 2008 4:56 PMAnyone remember when he had one of these at the onset of his term? (A lesion, not a brain).
Posted by laterite | September 16, 2008 5:05 PMOops! It was Athena, Goddess of War. Narrowly avoided that one, whew.
Posted by Ariel | September 16, 2008 5:13 PMWhat's the difference between George W. Bush and Sarah Palin?
George W. Bush IS a retarded son.
Zing! Thank you very much. I have others.
Posted by Mahtli69 in Taiwan | September 16, 2008 5:22 PMAmerica has a malignant lesion it needs removed, and it's that guy who just had a benign lesion removed.
Posted by east coaster | September 16, 2008 5:25 PMOr, the tumor had a malignant Bush removed from its forehead. This is the luckiest day in that poor tumor's life.
Posted by Fawxer | September 16, 2008 5:25 PMDon't mind me -- just geeking out over the word "squamous." Shaped like or covered in scales. Delicious!
Posted by Alicia | September 16, 2008 5:32 PMActually, Cheney was teabagging Bush. Omigod! They just cut off the VP's balls!
Posted by Smartypants | September 17, 2008 12:29 AMNothing about Bush is benign.
Nero. In spades.
Posted by Mr. X | September 17, 2008 1:03 AM"Bush has benign lesion removed from forehead"
Dick Cheney is said to be resting comfortably after the procedure despite being in a towering rage at being inaccurately described as "benign".
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