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That pair of pants was asking for it.

Posted by cdc | September 23, 2008 8:37 AM

Maybe they were pleated-front khakis and the pitbull was a fashion police K9.

Posted by Julie in Chicago | September 23, 2008 8:55 AM

Yeah. If the guy was wearing Dockers he was totally asking for trouble.

Posted by Balt-O-Matt | September 23, 2008 8:59 AM

You know me by now; I'll never cut a pit bull any slack. But in this case, I'm tempted. Politicians deserve whatever they get.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | September 23, 2008 9:05 AM

In this case, how does one rip the pants without an attack? Is the dog in question a tailor? Was it just preparing to making a alteration?

Posted by yakdan | September 23, 2008 9:12 AM

Maybe it was a Greek pit bull and was attempting to tell the following joke:

Q: What did the Greek Tailor tell his customers?

A: Euripides pants; Eumenides pants. Aeschylus how.

Posted by COMTE | September 23, 2008 9:30 AM


Posted by angelika | September 23, 2008 9:51 AM

More importantly, there is a Slog tipper named Starfire? If I weren't married...

Posted by Greg | September 23, 2008 9:57 AM

But was there lipstick on the pants afterword?

Posted by Sasha | September 23, 2008 10:24 AM

@6- Nice. You make me want to read the Oresteia again:)Aloud. To my pit bull.

Posted by Julie Russell | September 23, 2008 11:49 AM

What political party does this candidate and his or her pants belong to? There might be justifiable cause in this case.

Posted by E | September 23, 2008 12:23 PM

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