God you're old. (Call me!)
He's 50? I thought he was a twink...
Fnarf is so hot Bill Clinton got a slurpee and then went to 7/11.
You rat bastard, Dan.
Congratulations, Sir.
Have a ridiculously good time celebrating.
Is Fnarf a stranger staff member or something? This whole time, I thought he was just a Slog commenter.
@6: Fnarf has long risen above the mindless babble of Slog commenters and into his own realm. Also, he's been commenting longer than just about everyone here.
LETS BURN DOWN A BUILDING TONIGHT IN HIS NAME!_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday Fnarf!!! I'll use your birthday as a handy excuse to drink heavily.
Greg, why is Dan a rat bastard?
Remember, Fnarf, according to the Online Guide to Health Checkups for Men 50-64 Years
Prostate Cancer Screening -- Discuss with provider the limitations and benefits of screening PSA and digital rectal exam (schedule latter with Mr. Poe).
You're seriously 50?! You didn't look that old when you were stuffing quarters up your nose at the croc a few years back.
FNARF if your debauched birthday celebrations occur in public, I'll be blaming you for making us all look bad and electing McCain.
Happy Fnarf-day, Fnarf!!!
that is one ugly baby.
@12
Probably because that was "a few years back" and he wasn't 50?
@15 It is not, that baby is adorable!
I'm still laughing at #15. The audacity!
FNARF! It's my birthday too! We share a birthday - I don't know what it means, but I like it!
Things I have learned about Fnarf since "meeting" him on Slog:
- He is a wicked Scrabble opponent
- His favorite pie is Strawberry Rhubarb
- He is unapologetic about his taste in music, which leans heavily on British twee
- He has threatened me with bodily harm if I bring a certain Slog commenter to his birthday party
Happy birthday, Fnarf. Your real name may be Steve, but I refuse to call you that.
That is EXACTLY the expression I always imagine you to have. Only with somewhat less drool.
Get back to us and tell us what you're drinking. Cheers!
Fnarf, you shall always be the man in the golden onesie leotard in my mind.
@16
By "that old" I meant that he didn't look as old as he was (presumably 48) while he was stuffing quarters up his nose. You stupid fuck.
Zentai!
Happy Birthday Fnarf. Sounds like you and Kelly O have some celebratin' to do!
@23
Nobody cares, keshmeshi.
Remember the Alamo -
Remember the Maine -
Remember the Fnarf
50 is young if you're a tree! Congratz...
Rhett
You clearly do, since you felt the need to try to ridicule me. And I do, because I'm not a stupid bitch. Also, I'm not keshmeshi, asshole.
I am humbled.
Mike in MO, when I was born my head was the same size it is today, and the rest of my body was just a teensy dangling scrotum.
Jube, thanks so much for the terrifying reminder. My doc isn't recommending the digital this time; it's the full 20-foot-long Dremel attachment with the rotating blades.
As his age, Fnarf needs to be demolished so we can go with the surface transit option.
Happy Birthday, rabble rouser. Don't be too docile for your age: Go have a drink or three.
You're doing a marvelous job of ridiculing yourself. Keep it up, keshmeshi.
@30
This is the last time I respond. I'm seriously not Keshmeshi. You sound stupid. I've been commenting here forever -always as Callie. I was a freaky friday slogger once. Go pick on someone else.
Happy Birthday Fnarf!
Well I still think you were a cute baby. Even though I wasn't invited to your birthday party.
Happy birthday to Kelly O too!!!
Callie @31, don't let the little shits get you down. WE know who you are, and that's all that counts.
Poptart, I'm sorry. Facebook me and I'll invite you.
Oh, and Kelly O: that's the best news I've heard all day! Happy birthday!
Thanks Fnarf. Sorry to divert attention from the point of this post. You!
Thanks Fnarf. Sorry to divert attention from the point of this post. You!
Sweet double post. n00b.
PopTart, Dan is a rat bastard for putting up a big, splashy post about Fnarf turning 50! while coyly maintaining the fiction that he, himself, is only 34.
Kelly O and Fnarf have birthday on same day, The Incredible Sulk read about it, freak out, happy out, THE INCREDIBLE SULK BECOME HAPPY!
SULK WILL WISH KELLY O AND FNARF HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
And no, I don't feel like letting it go.
Happy birthday old man. If I live another six years I'll see 50 too.
can't wait to see the lucksmiths at your party!
Happy birthday Fnarf!
Happy birthday Kelly O!
Happy Bday Fnarf...may you find yourself swimming in delicious wine by 5pm today!
Happy birthday, Fnarf!!
Act your shoe size, not your age...
It's a helluva lot more fun.
Dang, I've got a rehearsal tonight, so will miss wishing you well on the beginning of your second half-century of life!
Keep up the good work, we'll be catching up with you in a couple of years...
And seriously, that baby looks positively EVIL! Like Kubrick & Clarke's "starchild" right after it learned it could detonate orbiting nukes.
I'm not actually having a party tonight. The action is on Saturday. Alan, the Lucksmiths aren't coming. But I may put on a dress and get down and do the hootchie cootchie (if you ask nicely).
when I was born my head was the same size it is today, and the rest of my body was just a teensy dangling scrotum.
That is the funniest thing I've read all day. And with all the Palin stuff out there, that is saying a LOT!!!!
Thanks for all the happies everyone. And Fnarf, HAPPIEST to YOU! I admire! 50 ain't nothin'. Wait until you're 57 like me...
FNARF
happy birfday mister man and i hope you have fitty more...
but i have a teensy itty bitty question. how do you pronounce your damn name ? in my mind i've been saying 'fin-narf'.. but just now out loud i said 'effin-arf'.. which one is it ?
oh.. and miss kelly-o.. you have a happy happy too. i'm looking forward to sharing a ride with you baby j, miss dre, and miss angela soon.
57 whats, Kelly O? Not years; you're but a mere child. 57 BEERS?
The thought of that huge head passing thru your mommie - god, oh god.
But, good luck and the advice about prostate is imrtant. Go to a fag doctor, they do know the topic.
I think SLOG died when I tried to post earlier: Happy Birthday, Fnarf!
Oh, and since I get a do-over, Happy Birthday, Kelly O!
@49 for the correct decision that it's @28 for the win!
HEY fnarf.. happy frickin birfday. i hope you have at least fitty more..but i have one small question for you..how do you pronounce your damn name ?..in my mind i've been saying 'fin-narf', but just now out loud i said 'effin-arf'. which is it?
and miss kelly-o..happy happy to you too!. i'm looking forward to the day me and you and miss dre and miss angela get to sahre a cab with baby j again.
slog twilight zone alert.. not posting then double posting like in a parallel universe..
weird
57 beers, then DJ Riz and Baby J's punk rock city cab... that's a birthday!
Thank you, Reverend. It's pretty close to fin-arf, only try to make it one syllable if you can. Ffffff-narf, fnnn-arf.
I also answer to "Steve" and to "Hey, shithead".
50. That's awesome. Happy berthday, ya bastid.
Happy bday Fnarf.
Happy birthday Fnarf! I always appreciate your sagacity (slogacity?)
Too bad I'm a couple thousand miles away from the party. Thanks for the pronunciation guide. (That's how I pronounce it when saying, for example, I fnarfed in my mouth a little just then).
Respectfully,
Bon anniversaire. And take it from someone who's seen a lot of babies---you were once cute baby.
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