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1

God you're old. (Call me!)

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 3, 2008 10:18 AM
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He's 50? I thought he was a twink...

Posted by Ziggity | September 3, 2008 10:19 AM
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Fnarf is so hot Bill Clinton got a slurpee and then went to 7/11.

Posted by Zing! | September 3, 2008 10:22 AM
4

You rat bastard, Dan.

Posted by Greg | September 3, 2008 10:23 AM
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Congratulations, Sir.

Have a ridiculously good time celebrating.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | September 3, 2008 10:23 AM
6

Is Fnarf a stranger staff member or something? This whole time, I thought he was just a Slog commenter.

Posted by James | September 3, 2008 10:24 AM
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@6: Fnarf has long risen above the mindless babble of Slog commenters and into his own realm. Also, he's been commenting longer than just about everyone here.

Posted by Jessica | September 3, 2008 10:27 AM
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Fnarf, aren't you now 20 years overdue to be "renewed"?

Just kidding & congrats!

Posted by Cookie W. Monster | September 3, 2008 10:29 AM
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LETS BURN DOWN A BUILDING TONIGHT IN HIS NAME!_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by YEEEEEEEEEEEAH! | September 3, 2008 10:34 AM
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Happy birthday Fnarf!!! I'll use your birthday as a handy excuse to drink heavily.

Greg, why is Dan a rat bastard?

Posted by PopTart | September 3, 2008 10:35 AM
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Remember, Fnarf, according to the Online Guide to Health Checkups for Men 50-64 Years

Prostate Cancer Screening -- Discuss with provider the limitations and benefits of screening PSA and digital rectal exam (schedule latter with Mr. Poe).

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | September 3, 2008 10:35 AM
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You're seriously 50?! You didn't look that old when you were stuffing quarters up your nose at the croc a few years back.

Posted by Callie | September 3, 2008 10:39 AM
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FNARF if your debauched birthday celebrations occur in public, I'll be blaming you for making us all look bad and electing McCain.

Posted by wf | September 3, 2008 10:41 AM
14

Happy Fnarf-day, Fnarf!!!

Posted by Elsinora | September 3, 2008 10:41 AM
15

that is one ugly baby.

Posted by Mike in MO | September 3, 2008 10:43 AM
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@12

Probably because that was "a few years back" and he wasn't 50?

Posted by stupid bitch alert: beeeeeep beeeeeep | September 3, 2008 10:45 AM
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@15 It is not, that baby is adorable!

Posted by PopTart | September 3, 2008 10:48 AM
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I'm still laughing at #15. The audacity!

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 3, 2008 10:57 AM
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FNARF! It's my birthday too! We share a birthday - I don't know what it means, but I like it!

Posted by KELLY O | September 3, 2008 10:58 AM
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Things I have learned about Fnarf since "meeting" him on Slog:

- He is a wicked Scrabble opponent
- His favorite pie is Strawberry Rhubarb
- He is unapologetic about his taste in music, which leans heavily on British twee
- He has threatened me with bodily harm if I bring a certain Slog commenter to his birthday party

Happy birthday, Fnarf. Your real name may be Steve, but I refuse to call you that.

Posted by kerri harrop | September 3, 2008 11:00 AM
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That is EXACTLY the expression I always imagine you to have. Only with somewhat less drool.

Get back to us and tell us what you're drinking. Cheers!

Posted by Irena | September 3, 2008 11:02 AM
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Fnarf, you shall always be the man in the golden onesie leotard in my mind.

Posted by Non | September 3, 2008 11:08 AM
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@16
By "that old" I meant that he didn't look as old as he was (presumably 48) while he was stuffing quarters up his nose. You stupid fuck.

Posted by Callie | September 3, 2008 11:14 AM
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Zentai!
Happy Birthday Fnarf. Sounds like you and Kelly O have some celebratin' to do!

Posted by kid icarus | September 3, 2008 11:15 AM
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@23

Nobody cares, keshmeshi.

Posted by stupid bitch alert: beeeeeep beeeeeep | September 3, 2008 11:19 AM
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Remember the Alamo -
Remember the Maine -
Remember the Fnarf

50 is young if you're a tree! Congratz...

Rhett

Posted by RHETT ORACLE | September 3, 2008 11:22 AM
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You clearly do, since you felt the need to try to ridicule me. And I do, because I'm not a stupid bitch. Also, I'm not keshmeshi, asshole.

Posted by Callie | September 3, 2008 11:22 AM
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I am humbled.

Mike in MO, when I was born my head was the same size it is today, and the rest of my body was just a teensy dangling scrotum.

Jube, thanks so much for the terrifying reminder. My doc isn't recommending the digital this time; it's the full 20-foot-long Dremel attachment with the rotating blades.

Posted by Fnarf | September 3, 2008 11:26 AM
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As his age, Fnarf needs to be demolished so we can go with the surface transit option.

Happy Birthday, rabble rouser. Don't be too docile for your age: Go have a drink or three.

Posted by Gomez | September 3, 2008 11:26 AM
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You're doing a marvelous job of ridiculing yourself. Keep it up, keshmeshi.

Posted by stupid bitch alert: beeeeeep beeeeeep | September 3, 2008 11:27 AM
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@30
This is the last time I respond. I'm seriously not Keshmeshi. You sound stupid. I've been commenting here forever -always as Callie. I was a freaky friday slogger once. Go pick on someone else.

Happy Birthday Fnarf!

Posted by Callie | September 3, 2008 11:29 AM
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Well I still think you were a cute baby. Even though I wasn't invited to your birthday party.

Happy birthday to Kelly O too!!!

Posted by PopTart | September 3, 2008 11:33 AM
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Callie @31, don't let the little shits get you down. WE know who you are, and that's all that counts.

Poptart, I'm sorry. Facebook me and I'll invite you.

Posted by Fnarf | September 3, 2008 11:38 AM
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Oh, and Kelly O: that's the best news I've heard all day! Happy birthday!

Posted by Fnarf | September 3, 2008 11:42 AM
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Thanks Fnarf. Sorry to divert attention from the point of this post. You!

Posted by Callie | September 3, 2008 11:46 AM
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Thanks Fnarf. Sorry to divert attention from the point of this post. You!

Posted by Callie | September 3, 2008 11:47 AM
37

Sweet double post. n00b.

Posted by stupid bitch alert: beeeeeep beeeeeep | September 3, 2008 11:52 AM
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PopTart, Dan is a rat bastard for putting up a big, splashy post about Fnarf turning 50! while coyly maintaining the fiction that he, himself, is only 34.

Posted by Greg | September 3, 2008 11:52 AM
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Kelly O and Fnarf have birthday on same day, The Incredible Sulk read about it, freak out, happy out, THE INCREDIBLE SULK BECOME HAPPY!

SULK WILL WISH KELLY O AND FNARF HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

And no, I don't feel like letting it go.

Posted by The Incredible Sulk | September 3, 2008 11:53 AM
40

Happy birthday old man. If I live another six years I'll see 50 too.

Posted by elswinger | September 3, 2008 11:54 AM
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can't wait to see the lucksmiths at your party!

Posted by alan | September 3, 2008 11:56 AM
42

Happy birthday Fnarf!

Happy birthday Kelly O!

Posted by elenchos | September 3, 2008 11:58 AM
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Happy Bday Fnarf...may you find yourself swimming in delicious wine by 5pm today!

Posted by Original Monique | September 3, 2008 12:00 PM
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Happy birthday, Fnarf!!

Posted by Balt-O-Matt | September 3, 2008 12:02 PM
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Act your shoe size, not your age...

It's a helluva lot more fun.

Posted by michael strangeways | September 3, 2008 12:10 PM
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Dang, I've got a rehearsal tonight, so will miss wishing you well on the beginning of your second half-century of life!

Keep up the good work, we'll be catching up with you in a couple of years...

Posted by COMTE | September 3, 2008 12:12 PM
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And seriously, that baby looks positively EVIL! Like Kubrick & Clarke's "starchild" right after it learned it could detonate orbiting nukes.

Posted by COMTE | September 3, 2008 12:14 PM
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I'm not actually having a party tonight. The action is on Saturday. Alan, the Lucksmiths aren't coming. But I may put on a dress and get down and do the hootchie cootchie (if you ask nicely).

Posted by Fnarf | September 3, 2008 12:23 PM
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when I was born my head was the same size it is today, and the rest of my body was just a teensy dangling scrotum.

That is the funniest thing I've read all day. And with all the Palin stuff out there, that is saying a LOT!!!!

Posted by Mike in MO | September 3, 2008 12:26 PM
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Thanks for all the happies everyone. And Fnarf, HAPPIEST to YOU! I admire! 50 ain't nothin'. Wait until you're 57 like me...

Posted by KELLY O | September 3, 2008 1:13 PM
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FNARF
happy birfday mister man and i hope you have fitty more...
but i have a teensy itty bitty question. how do you pronounce your damn name ? in my mind i've been saying 'fin-narf'.. but just now out loud i said 'effin-arf'.. which one is it ?
oh.. and miss kelly-o.. you have a happy happy too. i'm looking forward to sharing a ride with you baby j, miss dre, and miss angela soon.

Posted by reverend dr dj riz | September 3, 2008 1:33 PM
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57 whats, Kelly O? Not years; you're but a mere child. 57 BEERS?

Posted by Fnarf | September 3, 2008 1:36 PM
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The thought of that huge head passing thru your mommie - god, oh god.

But, good luck and the advice about prostate is imrtant. Go to a fag doctor, they do know the topic.

Posted by Frank in Ballard | September 3, 2008 1:37 PM
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I think SLOG died when I tried to post earlier: Happy Birthday, Fnarf!

Oh, and since I get a do-over, Happy Birthday, Kelly O!

@49 for the correct decision that it's @28 for the win!

Posted by Will in Seattle | September 3, 2008 1:38 PM
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HEY fnarf.. happy frickin birfday. i hope you have at least fitty more..but i have one small question for you..how do you pronounce your damn name ?..in my mind i've been saying 'fin-narf', but just now out loud i said 'effin-arf'. which is it?
and miss kelly-o..happy happy to you too!. i'm looking forward to the day me and you and miss dre and miss angela get to sahre a cab with baby j again.

Posted by reverend dr dj riz | September 3, 2008 1:41 PM
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slog twilight zone alert.. not posting then double posting like in a parallel universe..
weird

Posted by reverend dr dj riz | September 3, 2008 1:54 PM
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57 beers, then DJ Riz and Baby J's punk rock city cab... that's a birthday!

Posted by KELLY O | September 3, 2008 2:46 PM
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Thank you, Reverend. It's pretty close to fin-arf, only try to make it one syllable if you can. Ffffff-narf, fnnn-arf.

I also answer to "Steve" and to "Hey, shithead".

Posted by Fnarf | September 3, 2008 3:10 PM
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50. That's awesome. Happy berthday, ya bastid.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | September 3, 2008 4:04 PM
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Happy bday Fnarf.

Posted by justin j | September 3, 2008 7:33 PM
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Happy birthday Fnarf! I always appreciate your sagacity (slogacity?)

Too bad I'm a couple thousand miles away from the party. Thanks for the pronunciation guide. (That's how I pronounce it when saying, for example, I fnarfed in my mouth a little just then).

Respectfully,

Posted by emma's bee | September 3, 2008 7:39 PM
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Bon anniversaire. And take it from someone who's seen a lot of babies---you were once cute baby.

Posted by amazonmidwife | September 3, 2008 9:57 PM

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