Comments on Every 401K Deserves a Mother and a Father

Can we please stop giving free publicity to the views of these odious motherfuckers?

Awesome! Now I can stop paying taxes!

remember when you posted about this yesterday?

http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/what_caused_wamus_collapse

keep it up and Pat Robertson will sick a hurricane on your ass

And the fucking fundies think we're batshit crazy? Fuck them. I don't like to celebrate when people die, but my then-roommate and I did shots when Jerry Falwell kicked it.

it's called petard, and we shall let them foist themselves upon it. every time they say wack shit like this, it alienates them from the average joe who might have harbored some vaguely annoyed thoughts about uppity gays and minorities--until he hears how crazy it can really sound.

"The financial crisis facing Wall Street is a symptom of America’s sinful sexual culture"

Uhhh... Paging Dr. Freud?

What is up with all these people who think an omnipotent god needs to operate through politics to get his will enacted? Like he won't get his way unless candidate X gets in there, or he shows his wrath by destabilizing the stock market. That's a pretty wimpy brand of omnipotence, that is.

The God I remember from the Old Testament didn't show his anger by making the Dow Jones fall a couple hundred points, he showed his anger by wiping entire cities off the face of the Earth or, if he was really pissed, flooding the entire planet. If all God's doing is monkeying with the stock market, he must not be all that angry about the gays.

These people need to get their stories straight.

If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Matthew 19:21.

God is just pissed he can't naked short anymore - dude was totally working the system up until then!

Scapegoating for Jesus. Plays well and gets you lots of money. Financial crisis averted.