Be on the lookout for the Minnesota State Dairy Princess -- one of the "honors" that comes with that title is a bust of the winner molded out of butter.
I'm sure Graves would be happy to give you another country livin' art review about the butter-bust.
Is she at the convention? For some strange reason, it seems weird to me that Miss Minnesota USA could express a political preference while in "uniform". I'm sure she's just welcoming the dirty ole' (men) party to her home state, though.
Posted by
Julie in Chicago |
September 3, 2008 3:48 PM
I'll stick with Dan's new pal, Bailhead. Because I'm like that. But also because I like the thought of your chubby little Rove-like face gettin' all red and steamy.
Posted by
Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp (burp) |
September 3, 2008 3:59 PM
So her name is Kaylee Unverzagt. "Unverzagen" baffles Babel Fish and Google Translate, but it's clearly German. Any help from native-speakers out there? Just curious if this is an instance of namephreak-ism.
@31 - it's a mispelt Unterzagt. Probably Danish therefore. Under Zagt which is probably also mispelt so might mean Under Hill or Under Bridge - probably a place name.
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Dan, you old rogue, you!
Who knew you had a daughter! She's lovely!
Hopefully, she'll make you a grandpa soon!
Posted by michael strangeways | September 3, 2008 3:41 PMI hope you've been washing that shirt in the hotel sink every night!
Posted by leek | September 3, 2008 3:41 PMYum.
Not as cute as Miss Iceland, though.
Posted by Will in Seattle | September 3, 2008 3:42 PMBe on the lookout for the Minnesota State Dairy Princess -- one of the "honors" that comes with that title is a bust of the winner molded out of butter.
Posted by MPLS | September 3, 2008 3:43 PMI'm sure Graves would be happy to give you another country livin' art review about the butter-bust.
Dan you are way cuter than her.
Posted by Fly-Over Illinois | September 3, 2008 3:45 PMYowza!
Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber | September 3, 2008 3:45 PMAny chance we can get Wasilla-Nazi-Barbie to be replaced by her?
I volunteer for the vetting.
She's probably a republican. That makes her naaassstyyy.
Posted by whatevs | September 3, 2008 3:45 PMWhere's her hand?
Posted by Mr. Poe | September 3, 2008 3:46 PMIs she at the convention? For some strange reason, it seems weird to me that Miss Minnesota USA could express a political preference while in "uniform". I'm sure she's just welcoming the dirty ole' (men) party to her home state, though.
Posted by Julie in Chicago | September 3, 2008 3:48 PMShe's aright, I guess. She'd look better if she'd left her hair its natural color, though.
Posted by Greg | September 3, 2008 3:52 PMI'd rather eat HER out, if it's all the same to you. And I'm not talking about her heart.
Hey, YOU started it. So don't even...
Posted by Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp | September 3, 2008 3:53 PMA touch too skinny for my taste...
Posted by Jay | September 3, 2008 3:55 PMcan you insert a digit or two in her for us straight boys?
Just don't wash that hand until the next slog happy...
(wow I even grossed myself out with that one)
Posted by wisepunk | September 3, 2008 3:55 PMDude, next time ask for a drivers license next time.
That Miss TEEN Minnesota, you ped.
Here's the full size model:
http://www.trendite.net/2008/08/29/miss-minnesota-2008-angela-mcdermott-angie-mcdermott-to-sing-national-anthem-at-opening-session-of-republican-national-convention/
Posted by John Bailo | September 3, 2008 3:55 PMReppin' the Vera Project, Dan!
Right on.
Posted by ebon | September 3, 2008 3:58 PMI'll stick with Dan's new pal, Bailhead. Because I'm like that. But also because I like the thought of your chubby little Rove-like face gettin' all red and steamy.
Posted by Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp (burp) | September 3, 2008 3:59 PMyou should post more pictures of yourself....my god, i have such a crush on you.
Posted by b | September 3, 2008 4:02 PMDid you catch that Slog? John Bailo only lusts after girls 20 and older.
Everyone else is a pedo, or a Gen-Xer, or something...
Posted by w7ngman | September 3, 2008 4:04 PMShe looks tall ... Cool! Send her my way ... and she can totally wear heels on our first night out.
But wait, is that Miss TEEN USA?
Posted by formerly OR Matt | September 3, 2008 4:08 PMIs she running for office too?
And change the shirt, Dan. That's two days in a row.
Posted by COMTE | September 3, 2008 4:09 PMShe is not Miss Teen Minnesota International, she is Miss Minnesota USA, and she is 20:
http://www.pageantupdate.net/missusa2008/delegates/minnesota.htm
Posted by Mikki | September 3, 2008 4:10 PMMiss Minnesota Teen USA 2008:
http://www.pageantupdate.net/missteenusa2008/delegates/minnesota.htm
Posted by Mikki | September 3, 2008 4:12 PMHow dull. Dan. Hot boy pics. Go!
Posted by anthony | September 3, 2008 4:13 PMShe is such a stick in those photos. I change my answer to "No, thanks."
Posted by Greg | September 3, 2008 4:13 PMyummy
Posted by mnm | September 3, 2008 4:21 PMIs the guy in the background wearing a bullet proof vest and holding a rake?
Posted by DOUG. | September 3, 2008 4:21 PM@20 Re: Same Shirt
Somebody didn't go home last night
Posted by Mahtli69 | September 3, 2008 4:27 PMStraight boys don't lust after young girls?
Posted by Gloria | September 3, 2008 4:29 PMbuy a suit - you'd get more pukes to talk to you.
Posted by max solomon | September 3, 2008 4:31 PMShe looks like a catchers mitt. Lay off the sun a lil' bit lady.
Posted by JJ | September 3, 2008 4:33 PMSo her name is Kaylee Unverzagt. "Unverzagen" baffles Babel Fish and Google Translate, but it's clearly German. Any help from native-speakers out there? Just curious if this is an instance of namephreak-ism.
Posted by rob | September 3, 2008 4:35 PMYou are smiling cuz she farted?
Posted by CommonKnowledge | September 3, 2008 4:37 PMshe's too skinny, too tan, too frumpy.
with no personality or style...
her fakeness is unappealing.
Posted by titanic vandalism | September 3, 2008 4:40 PM@31 - it's a mispelt Unterzagt. Probably Danish therefore. Under Zagt which is probably also mispelt so might mean Under Hill or Under Bridge - probably a place name.
Posted by Will in Seattle | September 3, 2008 4:44 PMUnderbridge? A troll, you mean?
Posted by Fnarf | September 3, 2008 4:52 PMShe's going to be freakish-looking when she's thirty, but for now, she'll suit Grampa just fine. Sit over here, girlie; why, are those real buttons?
Good work. You don't look like you're thinking of canned hams at all in that photo.
Posted by Smade | September 3, 2008 5:07 PMwhat, lesbians don't like hot chicks?
Posted by frede | September 3, 2008 5:13 PMShe has John McCain's lovely cheek pouches.
Posted by elenchos | September 3, 2008 5:21 PMOh, Dan -- your dimples are much cuter than hers!
Posted by Calpete | September 3, 2008 8:00 PMoh lord, @35 for the win!
Posted by Will in Seattle | September 3, 2008 8:52 PMWow, Dan. Could you possibly look more gay?
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