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Does Anyone Want Dick at the RNC?

Besides these guys?

Everyone’s talking about Bush not making the RNC… but what about Dick Cheney? Has his name even been mentioned? Was his face shown during last night’s sepia-toned video homages to past Republican administrations? Where’s Dick?

UPDATE: Oh, right: Dick’s in Georgia, where he just announced that the American taxpayers will be sending one billion dollars to help “rebuild Georgia after its rout by Russian forces,” the NYT reports.

The aid—along with Mr. Cheney’s visit—is sure to increase tensions with Russia, whose leaders have accused the United States of stoking the conflict with Georgia over its two separatist regions, by providing weapons and training to the Georgians.

Hey, what was that Onion headline back in January of 2000? Oh, right:

Bush: ‘Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over’

Ladies and gentleman, Arlen Specter…

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Comments (9)

1

He's shadowing Gustav.

Posted by Ziggity | September 3, 2008 9:40 AM
2

We know that Bristol is gonna get some dick tonight. Her baby dady Levi is gonna be in the house...and you know she has THE most reliable form of birth control available in her womb right now.

I can't wait to see baby dady Levi...the FoF...father of foetus.

Ah...I love a good convention.

Posted by patrick | September 3, 2008 9:46 AM
3

"Check out this video of me and my daughter."

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 3, 2008 9:49 AM
4

What kind of recorder is that anyway? It'ts huge. And how often do you people use recorders? Isn't the idea to misquote left and right, anyway? Or do you purposely do that with the recorder?

Posted by Curious. | September 3, 2008 9:51 AM
5

Recordoflex

Posted by buy our product | September 3, 2008 9:55 AM
6

I think I just heard Poe cum from that pic.

Posted by Mike in MO | September 3, 2008 9:59 AM
7

Please. Arlen Specter isn't hot with or without hair. Never has been. And I'm sure the stench he's packin' downstairs is beyond foul.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 3, 2008 10:04 AM
8

Why is it that there seems to be no debate about the fact that our "humanitarian aid" in Georgia is basically a front for CIA and DOD covert ops against Russia?

Posted by wf | September 3, 2008 10:43 AM
9

Those Craigslist ads are great. Even if half of them are fake.

Posted by Greg | September 3, 2008 11:57 AM

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