Fashion
CNN Headline News
Banking on the sexiness of wearing the news, CNN is proudly promoting t-shirts emblazoned with headlines. Most of today’s headlines from CNN, of course, would make for dreadfully dull t-shirts. For instance, who wants to go popping around wearing “Senator calls economic meeting a distraction”? Not me. So they’ve picked the hilarious headlines like “Colors shifting on CNN electoral map.” Woo hoo. Instead, you should be allowed to pick out any headline you like for a customized t-shirt. Such as:
What t-shirt would you make?
Comments (10)
I'd go with the health headline of "6 ways to save save money on drugs"
Posted by Little Red Ryan Hood | September 25, 2008 4:01 PMI can't imagine why or how this has gone on so long; I've seen the little t-shirt icons next to each headline for like 5 months now and they're all stuuuuppppid
They must have signed a horrible horrible accident of a contract
Posted by Non | September 25, 2008 4:08 PMI'd have to go with "Please Keep Paying your Mortgage" myself.
Posted by PopTart | September 25, 2008 4:09 PMSince when did CNN become The Onion? This is flippin' stranger.
Oh, here we go: "Soccer player tortured, slain"
A laugh riot!
Posted by Levislade | September 25, 2008 4:17 PMI meant "strange." We're on the flippin' Stranger.
Posted by Levislade | September 25, 2008 4:21 PMDull? Not if they use e-ink and a headline updater app connected to your wireless phone. Your network-attached t-shirt would have the most current headlines possible. Dry clean only.
Posted by treacle | September 25, 2008 5:49 PMI blogged the same idea yesterday, and a few months back, too. Here are my recent faves:
--How Would You Spend $700B?
--Bald Chicken Wears Sweater
--Breast Milk Ice Cream
--63 Charged with Killing Boss Who Fired Them
In April you coulda gotten:
--National Snoring Week
--All Hail the King of Comedy Kung Fu
--Cops: Gangster video stars gun-waving granny
...and, best of all..
--One Word to Describe Your Mom
Can we get a petition going or something?
Posted by Jason Kuznicki | September 25, 2008 5:50 PMNo Justice In America.
a headline for the past 8 years.
Posted by Will in Seattle | September 25, 2008 10:47 PMIt wasn't CNN, but I always loved the one: "Rosie Slams Bush".
Posted by Parris | September 26, 2008 1:17 PMCheese Lust!!!
... but them, I'm kinky.
Posted by Brandon Burt | September 28, 2008 10:32 PMComments Closed
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