Comments on Charges Filed Against Green Lake Penis-Wagger

good thing he's in jail now, where nobody will be forced to watch and hear him masturbate from an enclosed area.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon . . . you know, cause I've worked in a lot of (parks), and I tell you, people do that all the time.

He's a weenie wagger, not a penis-wagger

Bad choice of venue. If he'd gone to Woodland Park he'd probably have gotten much more favorable attention.

How can it be exhibitionism if it wasn't his penis?

"What turns me on is you guys looking and laughing."

Um, Kelly Lee, sweetie, those people are laughing at you, not with you.

Isn't Penis-Wagger one of those hip new hyphenated last names?

John Bailo got arrested?

@8 for the obvious win.

Yet another Bush cabinet member won't be able to serve in the McCain misadministration ...

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who cares

is this not a fair sized international city?

of course we need to spend tons of money and police effort and jail services to end this non-violent wacky behavior

the lady is a silly prude - missed a chance for some real sex ed talks with her kids

He locked someone up. That's kidnapping or false arrest or something. With a record like that, including locking someone up in a store, why's he not in jail already?

And it's oru failure to get all the weirdos out of the parks and buses that lets these public spaces be abandoned by too many people, then they get run down, then the middle class just moves into a gated community and there is no "community" in a park or on a bus anymore.

but props to @5 you ought to go to law school with a clever thought like that....

I can just see Rumpole of Old Bailey getting the guy off with an argument like that.

("No pun intended" x 2).

@10,

And if he had exposed himself to children, what then? What gets him off is letting women know that he will use us for his sexual gratification without our consent. That is not "wacky" behavior, it is criminal behavior and he deserves to go to jail.

Eat shit and die, asshole.

@10 "...real sex ed talks with her kids":

"And this, Megan dear, is just like a prick, only smaller."

#12

The story of how you have been used is likely the better of the posts - go on.

Is this guy your brother or an old boyfriend?

Flashers are bizarre, common, and for me trivial.
As for the kids, just be truthful and matter of fact. The daughters will giggle and move on, the boys give a shit about weird... more curious about his cock.... cocks.