Comments on Changes With Party Crasher

That is a great looking hula hound.

The description of Fnarf's house as "three blocks north of the zoo" is killing me, and I'm not even sure if it was meant to be that funny.

Do you guys travel to the Eastside?

NO PAPER-MACHE BURRO-SHAPED CANDY RECEPTACLE IS SAFE!

Kelly O has already been to one of my parties, and she got TWO Drunks of the Week out of it!

I'm very proud.

Third-story window, Mr. Constant. Just to set the record straight.

Where were you guys when I lived in a house on Capital Hill (near 12th & Aloha) back in the mid 90s? We had some great parties. Our most famous party crasher was Jared Lito, who racked up a $50 long distance call on my phone and stole some of my CDs. (Even if he hadn't done all that he was still a complete prick).

@elswinger: Uh, Jared Leto is teh hawtness, he totally gets a pass.

If I did this for a party, the person who comes will most likely be the only person who shows up.

Jared Leto needs to lay off the eyeliner. He's practically my age.

Hey, can someone from The Stranger editorial staff come to my birthday party on Nov. 1st?

Oh, wait. You ALL will be there!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

@It's Mark Mitchell: He'll never be as pretty as you sweetie, even with eyeliner.

Jesus, that incest joke is older than I am. "Fuck it, I'm a rule-breaker" is MUCH funnier.

The version I know is, "Incest is better when kept in the family."

@7: I hav heard countless accounts of Jared Leto's douchbaggery (as experienced by people I know), and it has yet to dim the fires of my teenage lust for Jordan Catalono and his pretty, pretty face. But yeah, dude is a total wanker.