Comments on Celebrity I Saw Him (And Walked With Him, And Learned About Tanning From Him)

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He has always been pleasant when making me coffee.

that's like stalker-level detail there, eli.

Wow. And all the poor guy ever did to you was be on TV?

That's some serious speculation Eli. You should know better.

i'm obsessssssssed with blayne. if he moves to LA i'll cry!

also, if he starts designing hoodies with oversized hoods, i'll buy a trillion of them.

That's a sweet post. I kinda love Blayne.

Project Runway has been getting suckier ever since Season 2 ended.

Top Chef is where it is at and they are filming the 5th season in New York!!!!

If he has children, I hope he has the good sense to breed with a black person so he won't pass on his apparently undesirable white skin.

Blayne's a little swishy for my tastes, but I think he's cute. My nickname for him is Agent Orange.

I think we all know the walk of shame isn't THAT shameful- at least it means one is getting laid! (so no need to pick on Eli for posting it)

I concur with 11. Walking wearily though the city and not having gotten laid is worse.

it's nice to see eli write slog fluff for a change.

He really is orange. Somehow it compliments his neon attire, though. He's kind of everywhere I go lately.

I had a celebrity sighting last night!!

but it was way lamer; Michael Medved lurking around the Dicks on Lower Queen Anne...or, he might have just been coming from seeing something liberal and foul at the Uptown.

i'm almost positive blayne is straight -- can the next slogger who sees him verify?

why does Blayne have to be boring? or use gimmicks in tanning methods used?

If he was doing the swishy walk of shame down Pine I feel sorry for whom ever boy or girl (I am sure boy) he hooked up with. Can you imagine trying to get all that spray on self tanner out of your sheets and pillow. Now I have to wonder how much of the boy is orange, does he spray on in the nude? Orange peene is not.

Blayne is the new Tom Skerritt-- Seattle's only celebrity!

I love blayne! I would love to give him a big hug and pinch his cheekies!

I hope he still talks to Ms. Leather. ;)

My tan is natural and beautiful!

I like Blayne but I think he should stick to pouring coffee. "Pooping fabric" clinched it for me.

I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMPA, DADDY!

@13 Totally.

At "Shrek" the other night, I met Marvin Hamlisch, but he wasn't orange - only big. Medved is commonly spotted but never stalked. I remember what Dan said about Medved - something like 'if I didn't know better, I'd say he's pretty gay'. Eccch!

I know Blayne but I'm not bragging about it. I'm not saying he makes me coffee all the time. I'm not saying he was gonna cut my hair for me but i got impatient and went to another person. I'm not gonna say he is the only person I've ever known on a reality show cause Willard (the token old guy) on one of those Survivors (which season? fuck if i know... but first kicked off of course) once felt me up at work. I'm not going to brag about all that stuff.... not me.

If he is referring to the UVA-only "no burn" beds, from what I have read they may not burn you, but UVA rays are the ones responsible for wrinkles. Uh oh.

Oh, when does he work? You know, just in case we happen to be in W. Seattle and want to drop by?