Slog - Comments on Can't Help But Wonder

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:10:13 -0800

Are you walking around with a visible boner? That would be adorable.

Comment by douglas

douglas — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:12:47 -0800

do you count date rape as losing your virginity?

Comment by Cato the Younger Younger

Cato the Younger Younger — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:15:12 -0800

If I was 15 years younger I'd meet a few of them in the airport restroom!

Comment by Mike in MO

Mike in MO — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:16:09 -0800

it depends on the definition of "virgin". Does it count if it is in the butt?

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:19:30 -0800

If they're Republican congressional pages, my guess would be "no".

Comment by Mike in MO

Mike in MO — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:20:20 -0800

@ 1: the question is... are they walking around with visible boners? That would be adorable. (and HOT)

Comment by Nixor

Nixor — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:22:58 -0800

@6 they are at the right age for those unexpected, embarrassing pitched tents. note the hands in pockets...

Comment by Just Me

Just Me — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:25:59 -0800

Anyone else reminded of the private school uniforms in QAF that Justin wore in the first season? And the locker room scene...

Comment by PopTart

PopTart — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:26:12 -0800

The one in the middle with the goofy expression on his face, definitely. The rest not so much.

Comment by Ed

Ed — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:27:38 -0800

Who are they?

Comment by PopTart

PopTart — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:29:27 -0800

Umm, to clarify my obtuse post, goofy face guy a virgin, the rest not.

Comment by gimmeaminute

gimmeaminute — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:33:08 -0800

Isn't Goofy Face Guy just puckering up for Dan?

Comment by apres_moi

apres_moi — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:37:36 -0800

In 5 years they won't be republicans.

Comment by CommonKnowledge

CommonKnowledge — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:38:40 -0800

The other two are puckering for Dan, too...

Comment by Ed

Ed — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:48:43 -0800

From left to right: republican Zach, republican Screech, republican Slater.

Comment by Genevieve

Genevieve — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:50:34 -0800

Does it count if it was their youth minister? After all what happens at a weekend retreat stays at a weekend retreat.

Comment by DanFan

DanFan — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:06:12 -0800

I think I saw these guys last night at the Dairy Queen on West 7th...

Comment by joeyp

joeyp — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:20:57 -0800

You'd think the Republicans would want to avoid any uniform that would allow someone to see their female pages and dub them the �Brown Skirts.�

Comment by anthony

anthony — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:35:08 -0800

Awwww cute.

Comment by RHETT ORACLE

RHETT ORACLE — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:55:08 -0800

New pop group: "A Whiter Shade of Palin"...

Comment by michael strangeways

michael strangeways — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:28:00 -0800

This is the University of Nebraska wrestling team, right?

Comment by BC

BC — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:39:44 -0800

Dan. Try and find Mayor Tyler Hammons, 19 of OK. He is mayor of 40k and really cute. Just saw him on cnn and he told them 'meeting Gulliani would be the best thing in his life'... SICK

Comment by BC

BC — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:40:20 -0800

Dan. Try and find Mayor Tyler Hammons, 19 of OK. He is mayor of 40k and really cute. Just saw him on cnn and he told them 'meeting Gulliani would be the best thing in his life'... SICK

Comment by BC

BC — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:41:05 -0800

Dan. Try and find Mayor Tyler Hammons, 19 of OK. He is mayor of 40k and really cute. Just saw him on cnn and he told them 'meeting Gulliani would be the best thing in his life'... SICK

Comment by Catalina Vel-DuRay

Catalina Vel-DuRay — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:56:22 -0800

They look like Security guards or AV technicians to me. But I spent too many years working in hotels. I'm jaded.

Comment by jz

jz — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:37:32 -0800

@15 WINNER