Muzzle Mammoth Palin. Cool, Mammoth! Like those hairy elephant things that God created 4000 years ago when he created the earth, right?
Hi! I'm Axe Diesel Palin. I haven't successfully killed myself yet, but I am determined!
Steak Leather Palin! And my boyfriend is Goalie Sanka Palin.
Gamebird Kelp Palin
Slicer Mission Palin
Copper Catfish Palin.
I totally love it.
Cue Manhunt Palin!
And my spouse is Chisel Dustup!
Much more fun than watching the economy spiral even further out of control.
Bullpen Cola Palin. That sounds delicious.
Muzzle Mammoth is the best.
I'm Rink Rebate Palin. Husband is Krinkle Bearcat Palin.
I'm Lean Pipe Palin. Husband is Hump Gizzard Palin.
I'm Commando Coalfire Palin!
Bailo Pederast Palin.
OK, I made that one up.
Dust Chinstrap Palin. Oh yeah.
Fowl Overtime Palin.
I'd be Skunk Grunt Palin. No one could make that up.
WMD Cessna Palin. That explains so much...
MEAT NOTGAY PALIN!!!!
Yeah ya know it, give it up for your new baby... Bang Walmart Palin.
Busta' Taint, P. classic.
Speck Backfire Palin.
That's lame, even for a Palin name...
Ripper Shook Palin
Bow NATO Palin, here and my boyfriend is Sack Panther Palin
Ladel Torque Palin
Charcoal Sniper Palin.
Sexy.
(But mostly, props to Steak Leather. Hilarious.)
Pump Bust Palin. Must have something to do with tits.
Sarah's name is Claw Washout Palin. She will now only be known as "The Claw" to me.
I'm Sport Grunt Palin...
Charcoal Sniper Palin.
BTW: if I was already named Charcoal Sniper, mommy McPalin would have named me Shot Corrugated Palin, taken to the next degree yields my favorite:
Drown Wing Palin
I could do this for hours.
Must be a finite number of options in the name generator. Like @1, mine is Muzzle Mammoth Palin. Is it a good or bad thing to emulate Hernandez?
Thump Hummer Palin.
I might actually try that sometime -- I already know that Tickle Hummer works...
Obama is Chase Rooster Palin.
Plank Castle Palin
I like it, I like it.
I, too, am a Thump Hummer Palin.
P.S. my boyfriend is Drill Swollen Palin
Pick Beef Palin.
And you may call me Stick Freedom Palin! (This name generator scares me, it seems to know our innermost yearnings...)
Moose Roadster Palin signing in...
My fiancee would be Can Lightning Palin. Not bad!
I'm Creation Schwarzkopf Palin, the husband is Drown Wing Palin.
Package Wichita Palin :)
yesss!
Crutch Camp Palin
fucking, cool!
if you 'buster taint', you're doing it too hard.
#6, I know your name. Mwahahaha!
Do the shorter name, it's funnier.
Chop Meth Palin... im not sure how i feel about this.
Copper Catfish Palin.
I'm Beans Harpoon Palin
Froth Moonshine Palin.
Mmmm... frothy moonshine...
Knife Pile Palin
badass!
Snooker Hinge Palin
Sack Panther Palin.
The Sack Panther's gonna getcha!
Blaster Commando Palin
My real name comes out lame, but my Slog name is Icepick Motor! Totally cool! And my kid's name is Fire Patriot! Awesome. That is so not him.
Falcon Locust Palin!!!! I am rushing out to change my name.
Bowl Antler Palin
No, I'M Sack Panther Palin. Married to the real Thump Hummer Palin. Proud parents to Mangle Blue Palin.
I'm Rifle Panzer Palin, and my wife is Rankle Hiway Palin. Oh, and let me introduce my kids: Recoil Zoo Palin; Flag Cobra Palin; and my youngest, Ripper Shook Palin.
Pants beware! It's Seam Marauder Palin
Mangle Blue Palin
I'm Snowshoe Man Palin - how appropriate! Better go load my moose rifle...
Taupe Armageddon Palin. sweet.
Ammo Canal Palin. Oh yeah!
Plate Jungle Palin
My real name is Khaki Salmon Palin. But my Slog handle is Staff Wrench Palin. My Slog handle sounds so much more butch, doesn't it? Just like real life.
Warning: long post ahead. Skip if not interested.
Warning #2: it's not abuit Palin.
Warning #3: it's about what Obama can do better.
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OK after a few clicks I find his economic plan. From the website. Comments follow:
1. There's nothing on there responsive to the current crisis. WTF?
Leadership??
2. He's for a $1,000 Tax Cut for Middle Class American Families and a windfall profits tax on excessive oil company profits to give American families an immediate $1,000 emergency energy rebate.
That's $2,000 in your pocket. Who knew?
Why isn't this repeated and made the centerpiece of every ad?
Plus, you can say Palin did it in Alasks, why isn't she for taxing big oil to give us rebates here in the the other 49 states??
3. Other parts of the plan: Fair Trade--bit of a pander. Create 5 Million Green Jobs. That's a bit vague, why not say we'll build pipelines for gas? Build shit. That's jobs right there. Buidl transit, build pipelines, reconvert buildings to be efficient etc. Oh wait the next plain is New Jobs Through National Infrastructure Investment-- need to combine that with green jobs make it all a bit more crisp. I'd wrap it into the next plank (Technology, Innovation and Creating Jobs) and call it all LET'S BUILD A STRONGER AMERICA and say we get the money from reducing costs in Iraq. "Nation building starts at home -- we'll REALLY Put our Country First."
4. The rest of it: Support Small Business -- bit of a pander. Labor -- ayup, but a bit technical, need to tie it to health care and retirement how about lifting helath care costs from our companies to make care secure and free companies to compete globally? Use that statistic about aveerage incomes under Clinton v. Bush tie it to the $2000 you get off the top with OBama and I'm sure you'd be able to say under Obama you the average family come out $12,000 ahead...
Protect Homeownership and Crack Down on Mortgage Fraud
well cos is out of the barn already. need a plan for the crisis of illiquidity. REsolution Trust type deal to buy all the toxic mortgages.. Read more »
Address Predatory Credit Card Practices-- ayup it's getting a bit wonky and list0y, not very compelling. Why not tie all the malefactors of great wealth together and blame their greed and corruption and lobbyists in general?
Work/Family Balance -- ha ha ha we'll all have too much vacation pretty soon.
In sum, needs shortening, crisper, and a bit of a narrative to it, right now it's not responsive to current crisis and it doesn't tell a tale that wraps it all together and tells us who to blame.
My name is Beans Harpoon Palin, and I approve this message.
Halter Grasshopper Palin
...
Woods Corps Palin.
I'm kinda enamored of this name!! he he!
#42 - LOL!!
Turbine Yukon Palin. I'm the toughest sounding chick around.
Rink Rebate Palin. Which reminds people of hockey, so clearly I'm qualified!
Whiter Shade Palin
Stump Chunkman Palin
Sack Panther FTW!!!!
I'm Sack Panther Palin, and Mr. Jessica is now Scat Dubya Palin.
SACK PANTHER!
This is hilarious!
-Soup Landmine Palin
If I use my real name, I'm Beretta Hockey Palin
If I use my slog moniker, I'm Plate Jungle Palin
McCain Fortress Palin.
My name would be Trough Gutted Palin.
Now that's something I'd like to see.
Ladies, watchout for Strapon Vindicator Palin.
Awesome, since I'm an actual lesbian.
Torpedo Vindicator Palin. I want to attend the Halloween party where you dress up as your Palin name.
Wrangler Tractor Palin
#10--I am Lean Pipe too....
I will fight
Bush Gator Palin.
How does the South get to rise again in my Palinnome?
Bullet Bodycheck Palin - Does it get any better?
I'm Steam Fangs Palin. My girlfriend is Skunk Grunt Palin.
My real name is Skein Chug Palin, but my Slog moniker is Shaver Razorback Palin. My mother is Stinger Assassin Palin. My dad is Package Wichita Palin. My brother is Log Justice Palin. My dog is Goalie Sanka Palin.
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