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Muzzle Mammoth Palin. Cool, Mammoth! Like those hairy elephant things that God created 4000 years ago when he created the earth, right?

Posted by Hernandez | September 18, 2008 8:44 AM
2

Hi! I'm Axe Diesel Palin. I haven't successfully killed myself yet, but I am determined!

Posted by Mike in MO | September 18, 2008 8:45 AM
3

Steak Leather Palin! And my boyfriend is Goalie Sanka Palin.

Posted by Nora | September 18, 2008 8:46 AM
4

Gamebird Kelp Palin

Posted by Mac | September 18, 2008 8:47 AM
5

Slicer Mission Palin

Posted by J | September 18, 2008 8:48 AM
6

Copper Catfish Palin.

I totally love it.

Posted by CCP | September 18, 2008 8:51 AM
7

Cue Manhunt Palin!

And my spouse is Chisel Dustup!

Much more fun than watching the economy spiral even further out of control.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | September 18, 2008 8:51 AM
8

Bullpen Cola Palin. That sounds delicious.

Muzzle Mammoth is the best.

Posted by sepiolida | September 18, 2008 8:54 AM
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I'm Rink Rebate Palin. Husband is Krinkle Bearcat Palin.

Posted by Julie in Chicago | September 18, 2008 8:54 AM
10

I'm Lean Pipe Palin. Husband is Hump Gizzard Palin.

Posted by Balt-O-Matt | September 18, 2008 8:57 AM
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I'm Commando Coalfire Palin!

Posted by ADW | September 18, 2008 8:58 AM
12

Bailo Pederast Palin.

OK, I made that one up.

Posted by Ziggity | September 18, 2008 9:00 AM
13

Dust Chinstrap Palin. Oh yeah.

Posted by MK | September 18, 2008 9:02 AM
14

Fowl Overtime Palin.

Posted by James | September 18, 2008 9:02 AM
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I'd be Skunk Grunt Palin. No one could make that up.

Posted by Moe | September 18, 2008 9:02 AM
16

WMD Cessna Palin. That explains so much...

Posted by Obama or Canada | September 18, 2008 9:03 AM
17

MEAT NOTGAY PALIN!!!!

Posted by Elizabeth | September 18, 2008 9:06 AM
18

Yeah ya know it, give it up for your new baby... Bang Walmart Palin.


Busta' Taint, P. classic.

Posted by Phenics | September 18, 2008 9:06 AM
19

Speck Backfire Palin.

That's lame, even for a Palin name...

Posted by COMTE | September 18, 2008 9:08 AM
20

Ripper Shook Palin

Posted by Jonah Von Spreecken | September 18, 2008 9:09 AM
21

Bow NATO Palin, here and my boyfriend is Sack Panther Palin

Posted by MDN | September 18, 2008 9:12 AM
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Ladel Torque Palin

Posted by Jeremy | September 18, 2008 9:13 AM
23

Charcoal Sniper Palin.

Sexy.

(But mostly, props to Steak Leather. Hilarious.)

Posted by Hannah | September 18, 2008 9:16 AM
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Pump Bust Palin. Must have something to do with tits.

Posted by Spoogie | September 18, 2008 9:16 AM
25

Sarah's name is Claw Washout Palin. She will now only be known as "The Claw" to me.

Posted by Plop Hero Palin | September 18, 2008 9:17 AM
26

I'm Sport Grunt Palin...

Posted by Dominic Holden | September 18, 2008 9:17 AM
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Charcoal Sniper Palin.

BTW: if I was already named Charcoal Sniper, mommy McPalin would have named me Shot Corrugated Palin, taken to the next degree yields my favorite:

Drown Wing Palin

I could do this for hours.

Posted by Dave | September 18, 2008 9:17 AM
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Must be a finite number of options in the name generator. Like @1, mine is Muzzle Mammoth Palin. Is it a good or bad thing to emulate Hernandez?

Posted by QuimbyMcF | September 18, 2008 9:19 AM
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Thump Hummer Palin.
I might actually try that sometime -- I already know that Tickle Hummer works...

Posted by Brucie | September 18, 2008 9:21 AM
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Obama is Chase Rooster Palin.

Posted by Plop Hero Palin | September 18, 2008 9:21 AM
31

Plank Castle Palin

Posted by Tim Keck | September 18, 2008 9:23 AM
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I like it, I like it.

Posted by Gripper Carom Palin | September 18, 2008 9:25 AM
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I, too, am a Thump Hummer Palin.

Posted by uncouthheathen | September 18, 2008 9:25 AM
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P.S. my boyfriend is Drill Swollen Palin

Posted by Brucie | September 18, 2008 9:26 AM
35

Pick Beef Palin.

Posted by tabletop_joe | September 18, 2008 9:26 AM
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And you may call me Stick Freedom Palin! (This name generator scares me, it seems to know our innermost yearnings...)

Posted by E | September 18, 2008 9:27 AM
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Moose Roadster Palin signing in...

Posted by schnoodle | September 18, 2008 9:27 AM
38

My fiancee would be Can Lightning Palin. Not bad!

Posted by Hernandez | September 18, 2008 9:29 AM
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I'm Creation Schwarzkopf Palin, the husband is Drown Wing Palin.

Posted by irl | September 18, 2008 9:29 AM
40

Package Wichita Palin :)

Posted by jc2219 | September 18, 2008 9:30 AM
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yesss!

Crutch Camp Palin

fucking, cool!

Posted by CommonKnowledge | September 18, 2008 9:36 AM
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if you 'buster taint', you're doing it too hard.

Posted by bee man | September 18, 2008 9:38 AM
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#6, I know your name. Mwahahaha!

Do the shorter name, it's funnier.

Posted by w7ngman | September 18, 2008 9:41 AM
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Chop Meth Palin... im not sure how i feel about this.

Posted by whomsRU | September 18, 2008 9:42 AM
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Copper Catfish Palin.

Posted by Mr. Poe | September 18, 2008 9:43 AM
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I'm Beans Harpoon Palin

Posted by Christopher | September 18, 2008 9:43 AM
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Froth Moonshine Palin.

Mmmm... frothy moonshine...

Posted by whatevernevermind | September 18, 2008 9:44 AM
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Knife Pile Palin

badass!

Posted by KPP (yeah you know me) | September 18, 2008 9:45 AM
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Snooker Hinge Palin

Posted by Inkweary | September 18, 2008 9:46 AM
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Sack Panther Palin.

The Sack Panther's gonna getcha!

Posted by Dirge | September 18, 2008 9:47 AM
51

Blaster Commando Palin

Posted by Nay | September 18, 2008 9:49 AM
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My real name comes out lame, but my Slog name is Icepick Motor! Totally cool! And my kid's name is Fire Patriot! Awesome. That is so not him.

Posted by blue barberpole | September 18, 2008 9:51 AM
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Falcon Locust Palin!!!! I am rushing out to change my name.

Posted by Genevieve | September 18, 2008 9:55 AM
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Bowl Antler Palin

Posted by Trevor | September 18, 2008 10:00 AM
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No, I'M Sack Panther Palin. Married to the real Thump Hummer Palin. Proud parents to Mangle Blue Palin.

Posted by Tina | September 18, 2008 10:01 AM
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I'm Rifle Panzer Palin, and my wife is Rankle Hiway Palin. Oh, and let me introduce my kids: Recoil Zoo Palin; Flag Cobra Palin; and my youngest, Ripper Shook Palin.

Posted by LDP in Cincinnati | September 18, 2008 10:05 AM
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Pants beware! It's Seam Marauder Palin

Posted by Seam Marauder Palin | September 18, 2008 10:10 AM
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Mangle Blue Palin

Posted by Mike of Renton | September 18, 2008 10:10 AM
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I'm Snowshoe Man Palin - how appropriate! Better go load my moose rifle...

Posted by Mike in Bremerton | September 18, 2008 10:10 AM
60

Taupe Armageddon Palin. sweet.

Posted by jimbo | September 18, 2008 10:15 AM
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Ammo Canal Palin. Oh yeah!

Posted by M | September 18, 2008 10:15 AM
62

Plate Jungle Palin

Posted by Scottie Yahtzee | September 18, 2008 10:19 AM
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My real name is Khaki Salmon Palin. But my Slog handle is Staff Wrench Palin. My Slog handle sounds so much more butch, doesn't it? Just like real life.

Posted by Reverse Polarity | September 18, 2008 10:19 AM
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Warning: long post ahead. Skip if not interested.

Warning #2: it's not abuit Palin.

Warning #3: it's about what Obama can do better.
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OK after a few clicks I find his economic plan. From the website. Comments follow:

1. There's nothing on there responsive to the current crisis. WTF?

Leadership??

2. He's for a $1,000 Tax Cut for Middle Class American Families and a windfall profits tax on excessive oil company profits to give American families an immediate $1,000 emergency energy rebate.

That's $2,000 in your pocket. Who knew?

Why isn't this repeated and made the centerpiece of every ad?

Plus, you can say Palin did it in Alasks, why isn't she for taxing big oil to give us rebates here in the the other 49 states??

3. Other parts of the plan: Fair Trade--bit of a pander. Create 5 Million Green Jobs. That's a bit vague, why not say we'll build pipelines for gas? Build shit. That's jobs right there. Buidl transit, build pipelines, reconvert buildings to be efficient etc. Oh wait the next plain is New Jobs Through National Infrastructure Investment-- need to combine that with green jobs make it all a bit more crisp. I'd wrap it into the next plank (Technology, Innovation and Creating Jobs) and call it all LET'S BUILD A STRONGER AMERICA and say we get the money from reducing costs in Iraq. "Nation building starts at home -- we'll REALLY Put our Country First."

4. The rest of it: Support Small Business -- bit of a pander. Labor -- ayup, but a bit technical, need to tie it to health care and retirement how about lifting helath care costs from our companies to make care secure and free companies to compete globally? Use that statistic about aveerage incomes under Clinton v. Bush tie it to the $2000 you get off the top with OBama and I'm sure you'd be able to say under Obama you the average family come out $12,000 ahead...

Protect Homeownership and Crack Down on Mortgage Fraud
well cos is out of the barn already. need a plan for the crisis of illiquidity. REsolution Trust type deal to buy all the toxic mortgages.. Read more »


Address Predatory Credit Card Practices-- ayup it's getting a bit wonky and list0y, not very compelling. Why not tie all the malefactors of great wealth together and blame their greed and corruption and lobbyists in general?

Work/Family Balance -- ha ha ha we'll all have too much vacation pretty soon.

In sum, needs shortening, crisper, and a bit of a narrative to it, right now it's not responsive to current crisis and it doesn't tell a tale that wraps it all together and tells us who to blame.

Posted by PC | September 18, 2008 10:20 AM
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My name is Beans Harpoon Palin, and I approve this message.

Posted by Beans Harpoon Palin | September 18, 2008 10:25 AM
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Halter Grasshopper Palin

Posted by halter grasshopper | September 18, 2008 10:28 AM
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Posted by Knife Pile Palin | September 18, 2008 10:29 AM
68

Woods Corps Palin.

I'm kinda enamored of this name!! he he!

Posted by subwlf | September 18, 2008 10:30 AM
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#42 - LOL!!

Posted by subwlf | September 18, 2008 10:31 AM
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Turbine Yukon Palin. I'm the toughest sounding chick around.

Posted by rockertart | September 18, 2008 10:33 AM
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Rink Rebate Palin. Which reminds people of hockey, so clearly I'm qualified!

Posted by Abby | September 18, 2008 10:35 AM
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Whiter Shade Palin

Posted by RHETT ORACLE | September 18, 2008 10:37 AM
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Stump Chunkman Palin

Posted by seatard | September 18, 2008 10:39 AM
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Sack Panther FTW!!!!

Posted by Mike in MO | September 18, 2008 10:45 AM
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I'm Sack Panther Palin, and Mr. Jessica is now Scat Dubya Palin.

SACK PANTHER!

Posted by Jessica | September 18, 2008 10:49 AM
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This is hilarious!

-Soup Landmine Palin

Posted by Sad Comment | September 18, 2008 10:52 AM
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If I use my real name, I'm Beretta Hockey Palin

If I use my slog moniker, I'm Plate Jungle Palin

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | September 18, 2008 11:09 AM
78

McCain Fortress Palin.

Posted by RJ | September 18, 2008 11:13 AM
79

My name would be Trough Gutted Palin.

Now that's something I'd like to see.

Posted by Trough Gutted Palin | September 18, 2008 11:16 AM
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Ladies, watchout for Strapon Vindicator Palin.

Awesome, since I'm an actual lesbian.

Posted by greendyke | September 18, 2008 11:17 AM
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Torpedo Vindicator Palin. I want to attend the Halloween party where you dress up as your Palin name.

Posted by asiangoddez | September 18, 2008 12:04 PM
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Wrangler Tractor Palin

Posted by Justin J | September 18, 2008 12:16 PM
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#10--I am Lean Pipe too....

I will fight

Posted by Raphael | September 18, 2008 1:08 PM
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Bush Gator Palin.

How does the South get to rise again in my Palinnome?

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | September 18, 2008 1:21 PM
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Bullet Bodycheck Palin - Does it get any better?

Posted by Karla | September 18, 2008 2:00 PM
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I'm Steam Fangs Palin. My girlfriend is Skunk Grunt Palin.

Posted by Hypatia | September 18, 2008 6:18 PM
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My real name is Skein Chug Palin, but my Slog moniker is Shaver Razorback Palin. My mother is Stinger Assassin Palin. My dad is Package Wichita Palin. My brother is Log Justice Palin. My dog is Goalie Sanka Palin.

Posted by yucca flower | September 18, 2008 6:47 PM

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