2008
Buster Taint Palin
My name if I were Sarah Palin’s son, according to the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator.
(Hat tip: Tarp Lazer Palin.)
My name if I were Sarah Palin’s son, according to the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator.
(Hat tip: Tarp Lazer Palin.)
Comments (87)
Muzzle Mammoth Palin. Cool, Mammoth! Like those hairy elephant things that God created 4000 years ago when he created the earth, right?
Posted by Hernandez | September 18, 2008 8:44 AMHi! I'm Axe Diesel Palin. I haven't successfully killed myself yet, but I am determined!
Posted by Mike in MO | September 18, 2008 8:45 AMSteak Leather Palin! And my boyfriend is Goalie Sanka Palin.
Posted by Nora | September 18, 2008 8:46 AMGamebird Kelp Palin
Posted by Mac | September 18, 2008 8:47 AMSlicer Mission Palin
Posted by J | September 18, 2008 8:48 AMCopper Catfish Palin.
I totally love it.
Posted by CCP | September 18, 2008 8:51 AMCue Manhunt Palin!
And my spouse is Chisel Dustup!
Much more fun than watching the economy spiral even further out of control.
Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | September 18, 2008 8:51 AMBullpen Cola Palin. That sounds delicious.
Muzzle Mammoth is the best.
Posted by sepiolida | September 18, 2008 8:54 AMI'm Rink Rebate Palin. Husband is Krinkle Bearcat Palin.
Posted by Julie in Chicago | September 18, 2008 8:54 AMI'm Lean Pipe Palin. Husband is Hump Gizzard Palin.
Posted by Balt-O-Matt | September 18, 2008 8:57 AMI'm Commando Coalfire Palin!
Posted by ADW | September 18, 2008 8:58 AMBailo Pederast Palin.
OK, I made that one up.
Posted by Ziggity | September 18, 2008 9:00 AMDust Chinstrap Palin. Oh yeah.
Posted by MK | September 18, 2008 9:02 AMFowl Overtime Palin.
Posted by James | September 18, 2008 9:02 AMI'd be Skunk Grunt Palin. No one could make that up.
Posted by Moe | September 18, 2008 9:02 AMWMD Cessna Palin. That explains so much...
Posted by Obama or Canada | September 18, 2008 9:03 AMMEAT NOTGAY PALIN!!!!
Posted by Elizabeth | September 18, 2008 9:06 AMYeah ya know it, give it up for your new baby... Bang Walmart Palin.
Posted by Phenics | September 18, 2008 9:06 AMBusta' Taint, P. classic.
Speck Backfire Palin.
That's lame, even for a Palin name...
Posted by COMTE | September 18, 2008 9:08 AMRipper Shook Palin
Posted by Jonah Von Spreecken | September 18, 2008 9:09 AMBow NATO Palin, here and my boyfriend is Sack Panther Palin
Posted by MDN | September 18, 2008 9:12 AMLadel Torque Palin
Posted by Jeremy | September 18, 2008 9:13 AMCharcoal Sniper Palin.
Sexy.
(But mostly, props to Steak Leather. Hilarious.)
Posted by Hannah | September 18, 2008 9:16 AMPump Bust Palin. Must have something to do with tits.
Posted by Spoogie | September 18, 2008 9:16 AMSarah's name is Claw Washout Palin. She will now only be known as "The Claw" to me.
Posted by Plop Hero Palin | September 18, 2008 9:17 AMI'm Sport Grunt Palin...
Posted by Dominic Holden | September 18, 2008 9:17 AMCharcoal Sniper Palin.
BTW: if I was already named Charcoal Sniper, mommy McPalin would have named me Shot Corrugated Palin, taken to the next degree yields my favorite:
Drown Wing Palin
I could do this for hours.
Posted by Dave | September 18, 2008 9:17 AMMust be a finite number of options in the name generator. Like @1, mine is Muzzle Mammoth Palin. Is it a good or bad thing to emulate Hernandez?
Posted by QuimbyMcF | September 18, 2008 9:19 AMThump Hummer Palin.
Posted by Brucie | September 18, 2008 9:21 AMI might actually try that sometime -- I already know that Tickle Hummer works...
Obama is Chase Rooster Palin.
Posted by Plop Hero Palin | September 18, 2008 9:21 AMPlank Castle Palin
Posted by Tim Keck | September 18, 2008 9:23 AMI like it, I like it.
Posted by Gripper Carom Palin | September 18, 2008 9:25 AMI, too, am a Thump Hummer Palin.
Posted by uncouthheathen | September 18, 2008 9:25 AMP.S. my boyfriend is Drill Swollen Palin
Posted by Brucie | September 18, 2008 9:26 AMPick Beef Palin.
Posted by tabletop_joe | September 18, 2008 9:26 AMAnd you may call me Stick Freedom Palin! (This name generator scares me, it seems to know our innermost yearnings...)
Posted by E | September 18, 2008 9:27 AMMoose Roadster Palin signing in...
Posted by schnoodle | September 18, 2008 9:27 AMMy fiancee would be Can Lightning Palin. Not bad!
Posted by Hernandez | September 18, 2008 9:29 AMI'm Creation Schwarzkopf Palin, the husband is Drown Wing Palin.
Posted by irl | September 18, 2008 9:29 AMPackage Wichita Palin :)
Posted by jc2219 | September 18, 2008 9:30 AMyesss!
Crutch Camp Palin
fucking, cool!
Posted by CommonKnowledge | September 18, 2008 9:36 AMif you 'buster taint', you're doing it too hard.
Posted by bee man | September 18, 2008 9:38 AM#6, I know your name. Mwahahaha!
Do the shorter name, it's funnier.
Posted by w7ngman | September 18, 2008 9:41 AMChop Meth Palin... im not sure how i feel about this.
Posted by whomsRU | September 18, 2008 9:42 AMCopper Catfish Palin.
Posted by Mr. Poe | September 18, 2008 9:43 AMI'm Beans Harpoon Palin
Posted by Christopher | September 18, 2008 9:43 AMFroth Moonshine Palin.
Mmmm... frothy moonshine...
Posted by whatevernevermind | September 18, 2008 9:44 AMKnife Pile Palin
badass!
Posted by KPP (yeah you know me) | September 18, 2008 9:45 AMSnooker Hinge Palin
Posted by Inkweary | September 18, 2008 9:46 AMSack Panther Palin.
The Sack Panther's gonna getcha!
Posted by Dirge | September 18, 2008 9:47 AMBlaster Commando Palin
Posted by Nay | September 18, 2008 9:49 AMMy real name comes out lame, but my Slog name is Icepick Motor! Totally cool! And my kid's name is Fire Patriot! Awesome. That is so not him.
Posted by blue barberpole | September 18, 2008 9:51 AMFalcon Locust Palin!!!! I am rushing out to change my name.
Posted by Genevieve | September 18, 2008 9:55 AMBowl Antler Palin
Posted by Trevor | September 18, 2008 10:00 AMNo, I'M Sack Panther Palin. Married to the real Thump Hummer Palin. Proud parents to Mangle Blue Palin.
Posted by Tina | September 18, 2008 10:01 AMI'm Rifle Panzer Palin, and my wife is Rankle Hiway Palin. Oh, and let me introduce my kids: Recoil Zoo Palin; Flag Cobra Palin; and my youngest, Ripper Shook Palin.
Posted by LDP in Cincinnati | September 18, 2008 10:05 AMPants beware! It's Seam Marauder Palin
Posted by Seam Marauder Palin | September 18, 2008 10:10 AMMangle Blue Palin
Posted by Mike of Renton | September 18, 2008 10:10 AMI'm Snowshoe Man Palin - how appropriate! Better go load my moose rifle...
Posted by Mike in Bremerton | September 18, 2008 10:10 AMTaupe Armageddon Palin. sweet.
Posted by jimbo | September 18, 2008 10:15 AMAmmo Canal Palin. Oh yeah!
Posted by M | September 18, 2008 10:15 AMPlate Jungle Palin
Posted by Scottie Yahtzee | September 18, 2008 10:19 AMMy real name is Khaki Salmon Palin. But my Slog handle is Staff Wrench Palin. My Slog handle sounds so much more butch, doesn't it? Just like real life.
Posted by Reverse Polarity | September 18, 2008 10:19 AMWarning: long post ahead. Skip if not interested.
Warning #2: it's not abuit Palin.
Warning #3: it's about what Obama can do better.
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OK after a few clicks I find his economic plan. From the website. Comments follow:
1. There's nothing on there responsive to the current crisis. WTF?
Leadership??
2. He's for a $1,000 Tax Cut for Middle Class American Families and a windfall profits tax on excessive oil company profits to give American families an immediate $1,000 emergency energy rebate.
That's $2,000 in your pocket. Who knew?
Why isn't this repeated and made the centerpiece of every ad?
Plus, you can say Palin did it in Alasks, why isn't she for taxing big oil to give us rebates here in the the other 49 states??
3. Other parts of the plan: Fair Trade--bit of a pander. Create 5 Million Green Jobs. That's a bit vague, why not say we'll build pipelines for gas? Build shit. That's jobs right there. Buidl transit, build pipelines, reconvert buildings to be efficient etc. Oh wait the next plain is New Jobs Through National Infrastructure Investment-- need to combine that with green jobs make it all a bit more crisp. I'd wrap it into the next plank (Technology, Innovation and Creating Jobs) and call it all LET'S BUILD A STRONGER AMERICA and say we get the money from reducing costs in Iraq. "Nation building starts at home -- we'll REALLY Put our Country First."
4. The rest of it: Support Small Business -- bit of a pander. Labor -- ayup, but a bit technical, need to tie it to health care and retirement how about lifting helath care costs from our companies to make care secure and free companies to compete globally? Use that statistic about aveerage incomes under Clinton v. Bush tie it to the $2000 you get off the top with OBama and I'm sure you'd be able to say under Obama you the average family come out $12,000 ahead...
Protect Homeownership and Crack Down on Mortgage Fraud
well cos is out of the barn already. need a plan for the crisis of illiquidity. REsolution Trust type deal to buy all the toxic mortgages.. Read more »
Address Predatory Credit Card Practices-- ayup it's getting a bit wonky and list0y, not very compelling. Why not tie all the malefactors of great wealth together and blame their greed and corruption and lobbyists in general?
Work/Family Balance -- ha ha ha we'll all have too much vacation pretty soon.
In sum, needs shortening, crisper, and a bit of a narrative to it, right now it's not responsive to current crisis and it doesn't tell a tale that wraps it all together and tells us who to blame.
Posted by PC | September 18, 2008 10:20 AMMy name is Beans Harpoon Palin, and I approve this message.
Posted by Beans Harpoon Palin | September 18, 2008 10:25 AMHalter Grasshopper Palin
Posted by halter grasshopper | September 18, 2008 10:28 AM...
Posted by Knife Pile Palin | September 18, 2008 10:29 AMWoods Corps Palin.
I'm kinda enamored of this name!! he he!
Posted by subwlf | September 18, 2008 10:30 AM#42 - LOL!!
Posted by subwlf | September 18, 2008 10:31 AMTurbine Yukon Palin. I'm the toughest sounding chick around.
Posted by rockertart | September 18, 2008 10:33 AMRink Rebate Palin. Which reminds people of hockey, so clearly I'm qualified!
Posted by Abby | September 18, 2008 10:35 AMWhiter Shade Palin
Posted by RHETT ORACLE | September 18, 2008 10:37 AMStump Chunkman Palin
Posted by seatard | September 18, 2008 10:39 AMSack Panther FTW!!!!
Posted by Mike in MO | September 18, 2008 10:45 AMI'm Sack Panther Palin, and Mr. Jessica is now Scat Dubya Palin.
SACK PANTHER!
Posted by Jessica | September 18, 2008 10:49 AMThis is hilarious!
-Soup Landmine Palin
Posted by Sad Comment | September 18, 2008 10:52 AMIf I use my real name, I'm Beretta Hockey Palin
If I use my slog moniker, I'm Plate Jungle Palin
Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | September 18, 2008 11:09 AMMcCain Fortress Palin.
Posted by RJ | September 18, 2008 11:13 AMMy name would be Trough Gutted Palin.
Now that's something I'd like to see.
Posted by Trough Gutted Palin | September 18, 2008 11:16 AMLadies, watchout for Strapon Vindicator Palin.
Awesome, since I'm an actual lesbian.
Posted by greendyke | September 18, 2008 11:17 AMTorpedo Vindicator Palin. I want to attend the Halloween party where you dress up as your Palin name.
Posted by asiangoddez | September 18, 2008 12:04 PMWrangler Tractor Palin
Posted by Justin J | September 18, 2008 12:16 PM#10--I am Lean Pipe too....
I will fight
Posted by Raphael | September 18, 2008 1:08 PMBush Gator Palin.
How does the South get to rise again in my Palinnome?
Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | September 18, 2008 1:21 PMBullet Bodycheck Palin - Does it get any better?
Posted by Karla | September 18, 2008 2:00 PMI'm Steam Fangs Palin. My girlfriend is Skunk Grunt Palin.
Posted by Hypatia | September 18, 2008 6:18 PMMy real name is Skein Chug Palin, but my Slog moniker is Shaver Razorback Palin. My mother is Stinger Assassin Palin. My dad is Package Wichita Palin. My brother is Log Justice Palin. My dog is Goalie Sanka Palin.
Posted by yucca flower | September 18, 2008 6:47 PMComments Closed
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