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Brooklyn Cyclists Threaten Innocent Pedestrians in NYC…

…with their bare knees, shoulders, lyrcra-clad thighs, etc.

Leaders of South Williamsburg’s Hasidic community said yesterday that bike lanes that bring scantily clad cyclists—especially sexy women—peddling through their neighborhood are definitely not kosher.

The red-faced religious sect is calling on city officials to eliminate the car-free lanes on Wythe and Bedford avenues, and to delay construction of a new one planned for Kent Avenue.

“I have to admit, it’s a major issue, women passing through here in that dress code,” Simon Weisser, a member of Community Board 1 in Williamsburg-Greenpoint, told The Post.

The Hasidic community wants the bike lanes removed because, you see, members of their sect are “forbidden from looking at members of the opposite sex who aren’t fully dressed,” according to one member of the Hasidic community quoted by the NY Post.

It never hurts to be reminded that membership in the American Taliban isn’t restricted to batshit evangelical Christians, I suppose. But someone needs to let the Hasidic community know that other New Yorkers are free to ride their bikes where they please. If you’re not supposed to look at members of the opposite sex who aren’t fully clothed, avert your freakin’ eyes.

Thanks to Slog tipper Durbin.

Comments (15)

1

Averting their eyes is exactly what they do. It's hilarious to see. I was in the Mea Shaarim neighborhood in Jerusalem (same general type of Jews as in NY in this story), and all the young ladies would put their hands between their eyes and me because I was in short sleeves.

These people are mostly harmless cranks and should be fervently ignored. Lord knows that's what the Israelis do.

Posted by Providence | September 16, 2008 10:49 AM
2

fuck people in williamsburg. period. Bunch of useless capitol hill clones.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | September 16, 2008 10:55 AM
3

Another shining example of the "My Boner is Your Fault!" brand of religion. At least in this story nobody is being publicly executed for inducing a sinful, sinful boner.

Posted by flamingbanjo | September 16, 2008 10:55 AM
4

Seriously, if most of the rest of us can look at a lycra-sporting woman on a bicycle and not AUTOMATICALLY become so pruriently aroused that we feel the need to avert our gaze, then MAYBE these poor, deluded folks need to reconsider just exactly WHO has the problem here.

Posted by COMTE | September 16, 2008 11:03 AM
5

This post needs more pictures of hot girls on bikes... you know... for journalistic purposes.

Posted by Sir Learnsalot | September 16, 2008 11:11 AM
6

Montreal has had this problem for ages. The Hassidic communituy even went so far as to demand that a neighboring YMCA frost it's windows so that the male students in their synagogue wouldn't be aroused by the women exercising across the street. The YMCA ACTUALLY COMPLIIED!!! There ensued such an outrage by the YMCA clients that they removed the frosted glass and restored the view. This and many other cases led to the cultural accomodation hearings in Quebec last year.

Here is a story about the Hassids and Muslims bumping up against secular culture in Quebec.
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20070319/montreal_ymca_070319?s_name=&no_ads=

Posted by loushka | September 16, 2008 11:36 AM
7

Seems like the perfect palce for a Solstice Parade.

Posted by Sean | September 16, 2008 11:38 AM
8

Silly, ignorant Bellevue Ave clone...

That part of Williamsburg is 90% Hasidic Jew - one of the largest concentrations in the US - and has been for much longer than Capitol Hill hipsters.

But you would know that if you ever left Capitol Hill.

I love how everyone acts like they're some crazazy religious zealots. Seattleites would freak the fuck out if they were ever transplanted to a real city where they were in a minority.

Posted by duh, bellevue ave | September 16, 2008 11:52 AM
9

In our country, our culture, bike shorts are perfectly acceptable and if you can't deal, then avert your eyes (preferably in a super dramatic way like the commenter above mentioned).

When I go to your country with your culture, out of respect (or fear, depending on the country), I conform to whatever dress/modesty code is acceptable there.

End of discussion.

Posted by Julie in Chicago | September 16, 2008 11:56 AM
10

If only the Bill of Rights included the word "from" as well as "of" in the 1st Amendment.

While I respect the rights of members of various religions to hold their beliefs I firmly support the rights of others to not adhere to those beliefs themselves. First it is bike lanes, next will come demands that people walking in the neighborhood change their attire, soon after we will no doubt begin to hear of stonings which will have to be sanctioned as an expression of religious freedom.

Posted by inkweary | September 16, 2008 12:03 PM
11

The weather's still nice enough for some nude convertible-driving down those streets, isn't it?

Posted by Fnarf | September 16, 2008 12:12 PM
12

"Avert your freakin' eyes!" He takes many forms!

AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa! NOOOooooooo!

Hey, wait, where are Seattle "scantily clad cyclists" and "especially sexy women" hardcore rockin' awesome messengers?

Posted by treacle | September 16, 2008 2:01 PM
13

"peddling," are they? Scantily clad women going around selling things on bikes sounds like a good business plan to me, not a cause for outrage...

Posted by Margaret | September 16, 2008 2:36 PM
14

the jokes on you 8, I already knew that.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | September 16, 2008 2:43 PM
15

Well, if I gave anyone a boner today, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

Posted by elenchos | September 16, 2008 4:17 PM

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