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That SLOG really is a crazy clown.

When will it learn that it never can mow Sarah down!

Republican runner running down the road all day.

Running down the road is just her idea of having fun!

VEEP! VEEP!

http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/09/04/palin-speech-garners-37-million-viewers/

According to Nielsen ratings, Palin’s number was just 1.1 million viewers shy of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama’s record-breaking speech at the Democratic meeting Aug. 28, according to the most recent Nielsen Media Research ratings.

Posted by John Bailo | September 4, 2008 8:58 PM
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Just because I view your comments, Bailo, doesn't mean I support you. Please get some help before you endanger yourself.

Posted by Ziggity | September 4, 2008 9:01 PM
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Drool Demo-men...young Republicans honeys crave John McCain's "essence"...

http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/08/29/young-ohio-voters-blog-about-the-election-colleen-o%E2%80%99kane/

"I am so proud to say that I am not only working for the cause of getting Senator John McCain elected, but also for the cause of breaking down barriers that were once put up for women like me. Senator Clinton may have made her 18 million cracks in the ceiling, but it will be Senator John McCain and Sarah Palin that will shatter the ceiling this November 4th."

Posted by John Bailo | September 4, 2008 9:03 PM
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are you quoting soul II soul?!?! great, now that song is stuck in my head.

how... everdoyouwant it...

Posted by gforce | September 4, 2008 9:06 PM
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Ever gawk at a car accident even though you know it might make you sick John?

Posted by Gabe | September 4, 2008 9:08 PM
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Oh My God. I just realized it.

Sarah Pallin is to John McCain as Kitty Sanchez is to George Bluth Sr.

...and I think we all know who Lucille Bluth is

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | September 4, 2008 9:09 PM
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soul II soul? What hideously diaper clad generation are you? That's the old Roadrunner cartoon show theme.

Posted by Bob | September 4, 2008 9:10 PM
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Sarah will never fail me. Every day she feeds me something new. Sarah is my angel.

I've decided that Sarah Palin is all the proof I need that God is not a stupid lie invented by scoundrels to prey on the weak. God is real because only a deity of infinite goodness and power could have created my darling Sarah and her ever-flowing cornucopia of boons. Thank you Jesus, thou art not made up!

As long as each day brings new and better morsel about Sarah, I shall not renounce my abiding faith that God is not fake.

Posted by elenchos | September 4, 2008 9:36 PM
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Someone should ask her what kind of a governor doesn't know what her aides are doing? They should ask her where does the buck stop?

Posted by LMSW | September 4, 2008 9:44 PM
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@6 - Joe Lieberman?

Posted by sleestak | September 4, 2008 9:52 PM
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Sleestak, don't be silly. Lieberman is Oscar Bluth. Cindy is Lucile!!!!

(I'm thinking that maybe Laura is Lucile 2. That means you-know-who is buster. But then, deep down, we always knew that, didn't we)

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | September 4, 2008 10:22 PM
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Sarah Palin may be a right wing wackadoodle, but GOD DAMN she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Posted by Frank Sinclair | September 4, 2008 10:23 PM
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For once we're in complete agreement @1:

The McSame campaign IS like a "Looney Tunes" cartoon.

And of course, McSame will DENY those women his "essence" - right before he pulls the B.A.R. out of his golf bag, and starts shooting at his own men....

Posted by COMTE | September 4, 2008 10:30 PM
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Yeah, you're right--Lieberman is definitely Oscar. So I suppose Obama would be Stan Sitwell?

Also, who would represent Ann?

Posted by sleestak | September 4, 2008 10:32 PM
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Frank, are you kidding? She's all teeth and hot air. That woman simply CAN NOT salivate. There should be a telethon or something....

You want good head? Two Words: Phyllis Schlafly. No teeth, and if you close your eyes, you'd swear it was Cokie Roberts.

Posted by Head Guy | September 4, 2008 10:33 PM
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Yknow, the "jokes about woman as sex object" meme isn't funnier just because the jokes are about that hateful woman whose policies I oppose, Sarah Palin. Must we waste time on jokes about her sexual prowess?

Posted by leek | September 4, 2008 11:22 PM
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@16, I concur - there's a lot more great material to make jokes about without going there (hell, she believes the planet is 6000 years old, which is only 1000 years older than her running mate!)

We can leave the actual sexist crap to the likes of Limbaugh and Bailo.

Posted by Mr. X | September 4, 2008 11:59 PM
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Does that mean that we can't talk about the suction power of her ass?

Posted by head guy | September 5, 2008 12:06 AM
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Palin's ethic scandal is playing our along Acton lines very nicely... power corrupts. Mayor Palin wanted to ban books, banning books is morally/ethically wrong, period, but she and her supporters wanted to anyways. Gov Palin had a problem with her sister's husband, like yeah, who doesn't? Citizen Palin could not get bro-in-law's personnel records (police personnel records are exempt from public records requests), Gov Palin could get those records, however. and her office did. she could have stopped her office, could have returned the records, could have gag-ordered her staff not to releases, (ie, used her executive influence), but she did not. power corrupted her. she is corrupted. a corrupt person can not be VP


Palin stinks. Biden is does not grind his personal problem axe with his government power, he is qualified and honest enough to take over Cheney Defined VP powers, and Biden has publically used his ethics standard appropriately in public. weighing only Veep candidates, Palin is not qualified.


Palin sucks the chrome off public ethics, shits out a shiny turd, then denies that her shit don't stink. Shit stinks, shiny or not.

Posted by Phenics | September 5, 2008 8:10 AM

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