I love Solera! OMG I know exactly where you are! Why does that excite me!? I don't know!
This is about what I imagined it would be, but with fewer fag jokes.
Uh, Rocky Patel does not use Cuban tobacco. (If he did, maybe his cigars wouldn't taste like ass.)
Sounds just like a hipster party!!!
In revolutionary France, these are the same people who ended up riding down to la Place de la Concorde in tumbrels.
Fucking elitists. Real Americans drink Bud Light and Jim Beam.
Wow, I'm reading Fear and Loathing right now and that (Palin/Eagleton) is exactly what I was thinking!
Sounds like when Van Wilder went to meet Tara Reid's parents.
You really ought to visit Omaha sometime,” he said. “I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.”
Imagine several Factorias, only without the hills or greenery, connected by a bunch of Aurora Avenues. That's Omaha. The only surprise is why anyone continues to live there.
Plus you can't get there from here. There are no direct flights to Omaha from anywhere. It's an awful lot of bother to get to the middle of nowhere.
@9: sounds like they're ready to poach portland's NBA franchise.
now, now Catalina...there's three blocks or so down in the Old Market that's a pleasant diversion...
The bizarre thing is, Republicans drink far more wine than Democrats do.
Little known fact.
Don't believe all the myths you hear.
Oh Michael, don't EVEN get me started on the Old Market. Oops! Too late....
The Old Market, for those of you fortunate enough to have never been to Omaha, is a series of old warehouses with funky stores and restaurants in them. It is a fun area, relatively speaking, and could be about four times as large as it is.
However, ConAgra (the "food" manufacturer) decided that they wanted a riverfront "campus", so down went four blocks of beautiful and well-preserved warehouses, and up went an office complex that would make Kent proud.
Remember how Seattle likes to tell the story of Pioneer Square's preservation? Well, give the Pioneer Square story a sad ending, and you basically have the Old Market/ConAgra story.
And that's not the extent of it: Anything interesting or unique or even remotely historical gets torn down in the name of "progress". The latest victim was the stately and pristine Union Pacific Building. A building which played a seminal role in the development of the entire western US. Other cities with historical railroad buildings (New York, San Francisco, Minneapolis...) preserved these icons. Not Omaha. In the place of this lovely building? A condo tower. This, in a town where a top condition single family home can be had for about $250k
Like I said, it's a dreadful place. Now back to the Republicans....
When someone tells you "they use Cuban tobacco" what they are really saying is "you are a moron who wouldn't know a good cigar from a log of John McCain's shit". Cuban products of any kind are very, very illegal for Americans to possess, EVEN IF THEY ARE OVERSEAS AT THE TIME, and while you can get away with smoking a Cuban in Canada, and may even be able to smuggle one or two back into the States, ZERO commercial businesses would even dream of doing such a thing. If you get your cigar taken away from you at the border, all you'll get is a stern look and the fun of watching your $20 smoke get cut into pieces; if you get caught importing it for sale, you will go to jail.
Also, there's no such thing as "Cuban tobacco" outside of a Cuban cigar. It's not sold separately, and it's absolutely controlled by a Cuban governmental agency.
Dominicans are better, anyways.
@13: This is no doubt the wrong place to be making musical recommendations, but if you've never heard the Desaparecidos album Read Music/Speak Spanish, you should give it a listen. It's Conor Oberst from Bright Eyes singing essentially anti-capitalist rock songs, at least one of which, "Greater Omaha," is about just what you're describing (Oberst is from there).
@14: Actually, there are some non-Cuban cigars with Cuban tobacco in them, such as some of the machine-made cigars made in Europe by Schuster and Villiger. However, most of that tobacco is short-filler from places like Vuelta Arriba, and not the premium Vuelta Abajo leaves used in good Cuban cigars.
@13: they tore down the Union Pacific Building?!
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