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Jesus ate pomegranates. Or something.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 28, 2008 4:17 PM
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So did my grandmother.

Posted by Abby | August 28, 2008 4:21 PM
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Coming soon: Ašai Jolly Ranchers.

Posted by T | August 28, 2008 4:25 PM
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i guess you are safe because none of the other flavors are big chunks of sweetened chemicals.

Posted by um | August 28, 2008 4:28 PM
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So eat 3400 Phinney's Bread and Chocolate instead. Con un traguito de mezcal no tiene madre!

Posted by kinaidos | August 28, 2008 4:28 PM
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I've always wanted to raise a chicken on candy corn...

Posted by E | August 29, 2008 10:19 AM
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That vile shit has been around for a while, actually. I had them last year and try to forget the experience. The cherry-filled Hershey kisses, however, are tasty.

Posted by Jennifer in Chicago | August 29, 2008 10:41 AM
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These repugnant sweats must really haunt your dreams for you to re-posted such a warning. Even so, after I read this post last night I went and bought some out of shear curiosity... it kinda reminded me of disgustingly sweet banana bread; I also noticed one of my molars rotted out afterwards. Good Times.

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | August 29, 2008 10:58 AM
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why is this reposted?

Posted by um | August 29, 2008 11:34 AM
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Is this coming up every day from now on?

Posted by Fnarf | August 29, 2008 11:55 AM
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Thank you for trying these for me. They looked so hideous it was like they were challenging me to try them. I stared at the bag for probably 10 minutes for some mention of "chocolate" on them... but there is none.

Posted by Mae | August 29, 2008 11:56 AM
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Those sound horrid. But, the hot cocoa kisses from last Christmas were really good. I hoarded a bag so I could savor them all year and I am hoping they put them out at Christmas again.

Posted by PopTart | August 29, 2008 3:12 PM

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