Comments on Youth Pastor Watch: Brian Neiswender Update

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Well, his website bio does claim, "He continually burns a desire on my heart to reach teenagers for Christ!"

He was just reaching these girls for Christ, Dan.

Why did I know this wouldn't end happily for his supporters? Of course he hasn't yet had his day in court, but the fact his previous attorney dropped him isn't a good sign...

Dan, you're so meeeeeaaaann!!! He so did not do anything cause those girls who are accusing him are total sluts!!!

Also, both apologize and apologise are correct. I believe the latter is more common amongst Brits. And pre-teen female Baptists from Florida.

Many non-Christians don't realize that the only way to reach young girls for Christ is up through the vagina.

Still, Florida: he's still in the top 10% for sensible, ethical behavior in that state.

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Not quite the pinacle of gramatic excellence are they?

Did you only pick comments with spelling issues, or were they all like that?

He's pretty cute though.

If that was so, he'll pick yours next, Super Jesse. "Pinacle"? "Gramatical"? You're missing out a comma there, too.

@5 "appoligised" isn't the accepted spelling anywhere on the planet that I know of, except maybe in Floriteenland?

The trouble is that we are analysing this situation from a reality-based perspective. The pastor's followers operate on a faith-based system in which what they want to believe is much more important than petty things like young girls getting molested.

I have a feeling "teaching teens about God and His love" = fucking the living shit out of said teens.

All this YPW stuff makes me kinda sad I never fucked a YP when I was a teen. All I ever fucked were other teens. Boring, huh?

@10 I realized that as the little barber pole was turning.

Thankfully, I'm not defending the "former" youth pastor. Wouldn't want to be tossed in with those starry eyed bozos dan quoted. Reality is my drug.

Number 11 - no, "appologised" is not accepted in most places.

"Apologised" is. Look it up.

@12. All this YPW makes me wonder whether my YPs were fucking perverts too. I keep thinking back to my teen years and wondering about those folks...

The only thing sexual I remember was an awesome discussion at a ski retreat of sex. There were metaphors comparing sexual activity to a black diamond slope -- once you get going it's hard to stop! Even at 14 I was like, this is completely retarded.

@15 Agreed. However, straight from Dan's original post, the girl typed "appoligised (dont correct my spelling)" that's what I was referring to...

Dwight Moody @ 12 is correct. The deeply religious are like two year-olds - if they want it enough it'll happen! They just have to hone those wanting skills....

17 - I have to assume she was referring to her usage of an s instead of a z. Otherwise, I mean, why would you notice that you misspelled something, and then not only not bother to correct it, but ask others not to correct it? That's just so...stupid...

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Did you ever notice that the last ones to figure anything out are the Jesus boneheads.
So fucking stupid. I guess you have to be to believe the horse shit they preach.

@19 - I think you're catching on.