Housekeeping Tonight! Slog Happy! 6 pm!
posted by August 14 at 11:24 AM
onThe day has finally come; August’s Slog Happy is tonight at the Hideout.
Paul Constant is bringing free books, I’m bringing Bumbershoot tickets to win (well, I’m not really bringing the actual tickets, I’m just bringing the opportunity to win them, which means I’m bringing a hat in which to draw names from) and the Hideout’s supplying some drink specials ($1.50 Rainiers and $2.50 wells), good art, pretzles, and a neat-o vending machine filled with presents to buy.
It starts at 6 pm—get there early to get the first crack at Paul’s books. That sounds weirdly dirty…
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Schlooog Hooooooopy! I'm there like a pear.
How steep a slog (har) is Boren from South Lake Union? I've never tried to walk up it that far.
Don't want to arrive all soaked in sweat, because you know Mr. Poe would refuse to wrestle with me...
I'm not going unless the venue is middle-initial-friendly.
I'll be there after driving to Ballard ... long story.
I hear they're middle initial friendly - I've got two, maybe we could share the extra one with someone who needs one?
@2 It's not too bad, I've walked up that way a few times without dissolving into a puddle of perspiration. That said, for Poe's sake bring deodorant just in case.
Why would I wrestle? What? Who are you?
I call dibs on everything.
1. Because sweaty/oily wrestling is a quintessentially naughty activity and you appear to be a quintessentially naughty individual.
2. That's what.
3. Leek; that is all ye know and all ye ever need know.
Maybe see y'all tonight.
Wrestling without a license is strictly verboten.
i got my happy hour pants on.
I'm having a bad day. One of those amorphous bad days when there isn't really anything horrible happening to me but everything just seems bad in general. I'll be at Slog happy to drown my imaginary sorrows in as much booze as it takes. Unfortunately, my imaginary sorrows have learned to swim so it might take a lot...
WiS: "I'll be there after driving to Ballard ... long story."
Oh, DO tell. It sounds FASCINATING.
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I'll buy you a Rainier, PopTart. You and Mr. Poe.
if pit bull dan shows up, i'm massaging his prostate with a jackhammer. square biz. and dominic, will you do dirty things to an onion if i supplied said root vegetable?
Fnarf, show up. Jesus fucking Christ. I'll rub your feeeeeeeeeeeet.
I'm not coming. I'm scared.
Jube,
If this Hideout place turns out to have "issues" with us middle-initialed folks, what say you and me boycott it?
Jubilation T. Cornball
Cookie W. Monster
Same person|talking to themselves.
Books + booze = awesome!
(Would tea help, PopTart? That's all I can provide.)
And JTC, it'll be good for you.
Abby, if it's that yummy tea you brought to Shorty's then yes, it definitely would.
I'm off to begin my epic journey. See ya'll at 6pm.
Jubilation T. Cornball
Cookie W. Monster
Erica C. Barnett
Yup, same person, fooling all you pathetic Seattle hipsters.
Hey, wait! Erica C. Barnett isn't bug-eyed and covered in blue fur!
Oh. Wait.
Yes, yes, she is. :(
Jubilation T. Cornball
Cookie W. Monster
Self H. Hipster
Good luck, PopTart!
LOL @22
Change in schedule saved me the epic bus ride. Now I will be getting my wife to drive. So - I may be there a little late, but I will sure be drinking a lot to make up for it.
I'll be there. Poltroon will be hanging out in some nearby cafe with our offspring, performing various science tests and teaching him to say (and someday do) "en·a·bling."
If the Slog is the Stranger's Blog, is the Slog Happy Hour the Slappy Hour?
Oh, I think it is, @28.
I'm totally here. Where is everybody.
I was totally there. So was everybody.
I had sex with a Jew. Like, just now. In yo' face.
Sorry I couldn't make it. Maybe next time.
Confidential to Poe: Did he give it to you wholesale?
liar liar pants on fire napoleon! you were SO there, sitting next to poe, his jew, and jubilation t. cornball. i gave jubie some onions, and hernandez some lettuce. it was very warm in the hideout. it was like the black hole of calcutta, only with better conversation. paul bobby honey, thank you for the free book 'the money therapist', and thank you abby for the lovely organic tea. it was wonderful to see dan savage again, and i hope he lets mr. poe guest on his column someday. everybody, comte is directing 'the moon is a dead world' at annex theatre in october! and lindy (honey) west, you are a DEAR for giving me a lift to broadway. if anyone ever bad mouths you in slog, i'm beatin' them up! dom, as always, you are beautiful! cookie w. monster, where were you?
Impostor! I hate being sock puppeted!
Makes me feel all dirty inside.
Blank White Cards! Read up for next time, bitches:
http://www.geocities.com/nconner23/bwcards.html
More cards:
http://www.trouserarousal.nu/cards/highlights.html
Fuck proximity -- next Slog Happy prerequisite is AIR CONDITIONING.
Carry on.
Late to the party, as usual.
I drank a chili dog.
(In the drunkest tone of voice, like ever) I fucking love you Slog people.
I have so much to say, but perhaps I should sober up before I say it!
Scary, I used some of that onion in my omelette this AM. YUMMY!!!
And I'm using the leeks in a vichyssoise -- nice and chilled for the hot weekend. Thank you so much!!!
Poptart, it was great to finally meet my online girlfriend. Even if you are 73% male.
Abby, tomorrow belongs to us -- roll on, EPL 08/09 season!!! And there was a woman there who does translating for FIFA...you need to meet her. Somehow.
Leek, you're HOT.
Boxofbirds is a cutie, but his tats are probably fading and his ear plugs are starting to sag. Never mind -- I'd hit that.
My dear Constant, thanks for the book by the most pretentious ass on the planet. I'm going to read it, then use it as toilet paper.
Holden, as usual.
Savage, you're too kind.
Rhett, do you realize you finally helped me check the box next to "Have conversation about Albert Speer light displays and Riefenstahl's photos of them"? Thank you, sir!
Poe, Juif...words fail.
The restaya, god bless. It was fun! Wish I'd had more time.
Abby, the FIFA woman = Amelia
A pleasure to meet all of you! Paul, Dominic and Annie, please keep up the good work.
Abby: Sha la la la la la la! O, Türkiye! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ILMl47cs7Q)
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